Jerry and Christian shout out a special thanks to Brawley, CA for an amazing show. Jesus is NOT onboard. He bombed. Then, Jerry reveals he got dumped two weeks ago! He says it's the first time it's happened without him doing something wrong. Jesus and Christian play social media detectives to piece together the timeline. The Wannabes disagree on the wisdom of rebound sex. When Christian asks if the guys believe in karma, Jesus reveals that he believes he is cursed. He never sleeps and can't enjoy being happy. Well shit, that took a dark turn. All this, plus a bad set helps Jerry realize he can't make gay jokes in 2018. Christian wonders if he secretly loves Trump. -- BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: The American Wannabes made the cut for the NoHo Comedy Fest podcast lineup! Get ready for our first live show! Details soon. COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Jerry and Jesus headline Clearwater Casino in Seattle, WA, March 27! THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.