The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex. Jerry and Jesus both have experience being a "side dude." The more they tell, the worse it gets. Then, Jerry has a close encounter with middle-aged swingers, and Jesus envisions the future of relationships destroyed by "the youth." Plus, bathroom etiquette, the extra benefits of Jerry's "Girls Gone Wild" subscriptions, and how weird it would get if the Wannabes had Kanye money. Finally, the guys try out some new material! --- BIG NEWS! THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! If that link doesn't work, try clicking here. Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.