Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA. Jerry shares an article titled "11 Things That Make People Less Attractive," and the guys discover Jerry has a pretty confusing double standard. Then, hear the story of Jerry's CARS audition for Disney, which did not go well. Jesus admits he once backed out of a part in a Mexican TV docuseries when he found out he was playing a pedophile.  Christian asks everyone to share the biggest lie they've told to get with a girl. We end with an update on the Deep Dimples/Jerry "bitches" situation. --- COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24. THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.