The guys remember high school club life with their pimped-out rides and paisa mustaches! Plus, a review of the Popeye's chicken sandwich, and Jesus balls out. Jerry's high school Zephyr was a chick magnet. This leads to talk of neon lights, spinning rims, thumping stereos, and all the ways dumbass high schoolers tried to make their shitty cars look dope. Christian is a Groupon ho, and he wants everyone to be on the McDonald's app. Jesus reveals he is a chicken professional, and the Wannabes go deep on Popeye's vs. Chick-fil-A vs. El Pollo Loco vs. KFC vs. Church's. The only discussion you'll ever need on the topic. Then, Jerry again says what we're all thinking: Should you want your daughter to be super ugly or super hot? Christian struggles as a dad with jealousy he hasn't felt since high school. And finally, Jesus threatens to piss in Jerry's face over pickup basketball, while Jerry demands Jesus own up to blowing a voiceover audition. Also, RIP Kevin Hart. *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: OCTOBER 1 @ Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA, PROMO CODE: Jerry   --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.