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    Pocketbook of Bar Jokes
    Pocketbook of Bar Jokes
    Pocketbook of Bar Jokes
    Ebook38 pages22 minutes

    Pocketbook of Bar Jokes

    By Writing Rabbit

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    A concise and short collection of hilarious "walk into the bar" jokes. Contains classic jokes and new jokes alike. Reader's discretion: contains topics of alcohol.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWriting Rabbit
    Release dateMay 8, 2024
    ISBN9798224561735
    Pocketbook of Bar Jokes
    Author

    Writing Rabbit

    Writing Rabbit is a person who discovered their love of writing through their primary love of reading. Books such as Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and the like, heavily inspired them. Writing Rabbit had two previous publications; a poem published in American Poetry for Children, and a short story in a local college magazine.

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      Pocketbook of Bar Jokes - Writing Rabbit

      Classic Bar Jokes

      A man walks into a bar.

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      A bar walks into a man.

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      A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

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      Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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      A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

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      A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was immediately disqualified.

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      A blind man.... A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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      A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartenders say, Is this some kind of joke?

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      A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, I think I might be a typo.

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      The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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      The NSA Walks into a bar. Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you! the barman says. The NSA smiles. Heard it.

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      Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. Get out! shouts the barman. We don’t serve your type here!

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      A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.

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      An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, So, do I come here often?

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      An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Do I come here often?

      A lawyer, Wolverine, and Santa Claus walked into a bar.

      The bartender begs, No clause please!

      The three leave.

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      Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. Want another? asked the bartender. I think not, Descartes replied ... then he disappeared.

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      The barman says, We don’t serve time travelers in here. A time traveler walks into a bar.

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      A sandwich walks into a

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