Gem or Dud!

By Phil Dhedouville

The name of the book is “Gem or Dud!” It’s a Dad like joke book, coffee table book, and interactive game. The main character is me. aka “The Funniest UNFUNNY Guy!” Gem is one of his cousins. She thinks that the Funniest UNFUNNY Guy is the funniest and his jokes are Awesome! Dud is a cousin as well, she thinks he’s very UNFUNNY and his Jokes are just not original or Funny. They fight over him and of course, he loves it. The Purpose of the Book is to be a means to an end, to generate eye rolling and non-stopped Laughing. In the Game whoever makes his Opponent Laugh the Most, wins the most Points and thereby wins the Game. A website will be added to work alongside the book and assist in making this one of the most entertaining, and unpredictable Fun games on the Planet! Enjoy!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Apr 27, 2023
• ISBN: 9781669869672

Phil Dhedouville

My name is Phil Dhedouville. I am a 55-year-old father of 3 Awesome kids despite me.. After an 18-year career in the financial Industry, I winded up in Federal Prison For 7 years due to a misguided stock market idea that went wrong. During my time inside I became driven to make a difference. I woke up one morning with the phrase “Make the Planet Laugh” on my mind which has taken me in a new direction that to this day continues…

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Rev. date: 04/27/2023

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Contents

KARMA! Your Host!

The Funniest UNFUNNY Guy!

Welcome My warrior!

Your First Free 100 To 150 Points

Meet the Cousins!

The Book Alone!

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Greetings My Friends!

Welcome to the

Funniest UNFUNNY Joke Book/Game!

This Book is Full Of Generations

Of Eye-Rolling

DadLike Jokes that have

been Passed Down from

Generation to Generation In

One Form or Another!

It’s a Sad Planet Out there! We have Got to

Learn how to Laugh Again and Stop Taking

Things so Seriously! Life is Short! Enjoy It!

Smile and Laugh Often And Always!

KARMA! Your Host!

Greetings My Most Awesome Friend To An

extraordinary Journey Of Non Stopped Laughing!

My name is Karma and I will be Your Host as

you go through 100’s of Of Eye Rolling, shaking

Your Head while Laughing Dad-like Jokes that

You May or May not have heard of.

This is a Movement to make the Planet laugh!

It’s a sad Planet out there!

Enjoy, Smile and Laugh Often My Friend

Remember that With God All things are

Possible!

Yours truly in the Game! Karma!

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The Funniest UNFUNNY Guy!

Hi my Friend, My name is Phil I am the Funniest Unfunny Guy! Out Of all the UNFUNNY people on the Planet I am the Funniest! At one of my darkest points in my Life While In Federal Prison, I looked Up to God and Asked him to help me find my Purpose and Direction. The next day I woke Up with an unshakeable thought that is as strong today as it was back then, I heard, Make the Planet Laugh! Let me tell you a quick story, one day I was walking down a street when I saw two ladies walk by a Homeless Person and say: It’s a shame, someone should help him As they both walked away.

The ladies Presented were hypocrites. They said one thing and did something else. I look around the world at all the sadness and think to myself how sad the world is. People need to relax, smile and Laugh more Often! If I did nothing to change that then I would also be a hypocrite and no better than those two ladies. And thus the Journey, adventure and mission to make the planet Laugh Begun and continues to this day through You….

The Battle is a Foot…. Or Maybe an Arm who knows…

Yours Truly In The Game!

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Phil! Aka The Funniest UNFUNNY Guy!

Welcome My warrior!

The Manual in front of you contains some very funny but Mostly Unfunny, Eye Rolling, and Head shaking Jokes that have been passed down from one generation to another through Dads around the World! It doesn’t end there, Vol won will be followed up by Vol 2… and on, all sent in By You the readers.

What makes this Book different then all the other Dad Joke Books Passed down from Generation to Generation You ask? It’s Interactive! With non stop Off the hook fun!

Everytime you Play you will encounter a Different Adventure!

Smile and Laugh Often My Friend and Warrior!

Your First Free 100 To 150 Points

Show Homage to the Grand Poohba

and Father of Comedy! Goto Phils

Youtube Channel and Subscribe to it

It’s Fast and Free to Sub.

Youtube Channel: The Funniest Unfunny Guy

As long as You remain a Loyal Subbie then You will Start every Game with 100 Points!

If you Comment on his channel at the beginning of each Game Smile and Laugh Often or with God All Is Possible! You will begin the game with an additional 50 Points

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Meet the Cousins!

Hello My friends! It’s me. You Can Call me By my Nickname GEM. I am a Cousin of the great Unfunny Guy! I think he is the Funniest Guy on the Planet. If You Pick me as Your Cousin for the Game then You need to Support Your Grand Poohba and Father of comedy. Watch out for Your Evil Cousin DUD!

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Hey my warrior! It’s I Your Cousin,

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