Would you classify this game’s protagonists as ‘cute’, or ‘a horrific monstrosity’? I think I’ll go with ‘both’. It’s still fashionable to put in a claim of cognitive dissonance, after all. I’m not ashamed to say (perhaps I should be) that, when I first saw this double-headed… thing, the question that immediately sprang to mind was ‘how does it poo?’. This is not, sadly, something the game ever addresses.
The phogs have