Thorfinn and the Dreadful Dragon
By David MacPhail and Richard Morgan
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Prepare yourself for the wrath of the Norsemen! That is, if you don't mind and it's not too inconvenient...
Everyone knows Vikings are ruthless barbarians whose idea of a good time involves pillaging, plundering and feasting. But Thorfinn is no ordinary Viking! He is always polite and happily offers to wash the dirty dishes. Too bad his dad is Harald the Skull-Splitter, Village Chief and the roughest and toughest Viking of them all.
Vikings far and wide are travelling to Scotland's Shetland Islands for the great Fire Festival where they'll compete to become ultimate champion by creating dazzling fire displays. Chief Harald is determined to be victorious but it seems as if Thorfinn has ruined their chances against rival Viking Chief Magnus the Bone-Breaker, until he remembers a story about a once-legendary dragon, now in hiding...
Can Thorfinn and his ragtag crew track down the dreadful dragon and persuade her to help them put on a winning performance?
Thorfinn and the Dreadful Dragon is the seventh adventure for Thorfinn the Nicest Viking in this funny, action-packed illustrated series for young readers which bridges the gap between Horrid Henry and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, set in a world where manners mean nothing and politeness is pointless!
David MacPhail
David MacPhail left home at eighteen to travel the world and have adventures. After working as a chicken wrangler, a ghost-tour guide and a waiter on a tropical island, he now has the sensible job of writing about yetis, Vikings and ghostly detectives. At home in Perthshire, Scotland, he exists on a diet of cream buns and zombie movies. David is also the author of Yeti on the Loose and the Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series.
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Thorfinn and the Dreadful Dragon - David MacPhail
CHAPTER 1
When Vikings get together, it’s usually for one of three reasons:
1. Feasting
2. Fighting
3. Catapulting prisoners into the fjord.
However, on this occasion, it was for a very unusual reason indeed.
The villagers of Indgar were gathered around a wooden stage set up in the marketplace. For Vikings, they were being amazingly well behaved. No one was wrestling, farting, roaring, belching, sword fighting or arm-wrestling.
In fact, the villagers were rather quiet. There was a hushed kind of hubbub as they waited expectantly.
A small boy with freckles stepped up in front of the curtains. This boy had an extremely unusual name for a Viking. He was called Thorfinn the Very-Very-Nice-Indeed. If you’re wondering what a normal Viking name sounds like, it would be more along the lines of Thorfinn the Tonsil-Mincer, or Thorfinn the Granny-Stretcher.
You see, Thorfinn was the exact opposite of all the other Vikings. Thorfinn was NICE, and he was POLITE, something which was unheard of in the mean and nasty world of the Vikings.
A pigeon perched on Thorfinn’s shoulder, a lovely speckled bird that went by the name of Percy. He was equally well mannered (for a bird, anyway) and was one of Thorfinn’s best friends. Gazing around at the gathered crowd, Thorfinn gave a pleasant smile and raised his helmet. Good day to you all! And what a lovely morning!
The crowd replied with a chorus of jeers and boos, followed by a volley of rotten cabbages. Vikings grew quite a lot of vegetables, but not for eating. It was much more fun to throw them at their enemies. And Thorfinn, obviously. We’re Vikings!
they roared. We don’t have lovely mornings, just horrible, smelly ones! Now get on with it!
Thorfinn sidestepped the flying cabbages. He didn’t flinch, and his gentle, well-meaning smile never faltered. My dear friends,
he said once a hush had descended on the crowd. As you know, the Great Viking Fire Festival takes place on the Shetland Islands this week. We must look our best, so my father, the chief, has given me the great responsibility of making our costumes. My boat crew have kindly agreed to model them for you, so please give them a warm welcome!
Thorfinn stretched out his arm. The curtain drew back, to reveal not his crew, but an ancient man with a long white beard. Or rather, an ancient man’s rear end, because he was kneeling down, his bony bottom arched in the air towards the crowd, his head sideways on the floor. He was snoring loudly, like a giant hog snuffling in the feeding trough, and his beard ruffled in and out with each rasping breath.
It was Oswald, the village wise man.
BOO!
cried the impatient crowd. We want costumes, not bony old bums!
Thorfinn coughed politely. Excuse me, old friend.
Oswald woke up with a jolt. Thorfinn!
he cried, sounding like a startled seagull. Sorry! I bent down and couldn’t get back up again. Must have dozed off while I was down there.
Thorfinn helped the old man to his feet, and Oswald hobbled offstage, muttering, Ooh, my poor back!
Now, as I was saying,
said Thorfinn, once again throwing out his arm to introduce his models.
TA-DAAA!
CHAPTER 2
One by one Thorfinn’s crew trudged onto the stage. But there was nothing ‘TA-DAAA’ about them. They were led by Torsten the Ship-Sinker, Thorfinn’s navigator. Unfortunately, the only ships he’d ever sunk were his own. With absolutely no sense of direction whatsoever, Torsten walked straight past Thorfinn and crashed off the side of the stage.
AAARGH!
Harek the Toe-Stamper, Thorfinn’s chief warrior, followed close behind. He was the most accident-prone man in Norway, and put his foot through a plank in the floor.
CRACK!
He tugged his leg out, only to trip and fall off the stage, landing on top of Torsten.
AIEEEEE!