Thorfinn and the Awful Invasion
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David MacPhail
David MacPhail left home at eighteen to travel the world and have adventures. After working as a chicken wrangler, a ghost-tour guide and a waiter on a tropical island, he now has the sensible job of writing about yetis, Vikings and ghostly detectives. At home in Perthshire, Scotland, he exists on a diet of cream buns and zombie movies. David is also the author of Yeti on the Loose and the Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series.
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Thorfinn and the Awful Invasion - David MacPhail
CHAPTER 1
Harald the Skull-Splitter was a Viking chief. Like all Vikings, he’d been given a tough name when he came of age. Skull-Splitter was the roughest and toughest name his parents could think of. And Harald was one of the roughest and toughest Vikings EVER.
One day, Harald came back from a sea voyage. He kicked open his front door in the usual Viking way.
BLAM!
I’m hungry! What’s for dinner?
Then he let out a cry of horror, for standing in the kitchen was the most terrifying thing he had ever seen. More terrifying than the two-headed sea monster of Kroll. More terrifying than the painted cannibals of Caledonia.
It was his son, Thorfinn.
And he was doing the dishes!
Great Thor! What on earth do you think you are doing?
Harald shouted. His great bushy beard glimmered gold in the light from the fire.
Thorfinn turned round, a kindly smile spreading across his face.
Greetings, dear Father!
he said. How pleased I am to see you. Did you have a pleasant voyage?
Harald screwed up his face in disgust.
Pleased? Pleasant voyage? Bah! I’m a Viking, by Odin! I burn! I pillage! I bite chickens’ heads off and spit them at old ladies! I do not have pleasant voyages. Do you understand?
Oh yes,
said Thorfinn. Sorry, I forgot.
Harald’s face screwed up even more.
Mother was so tired,
said Thorfinn. She dragged a whole goat up from the bottom of the fjord. I thought she could do with a nap, so I sent her off to bed with a nice cup of tea, while I did the dishes.
A… A… A nap!
Thorfinn’s father was spitting with rage now, and his eye was twitching. Harald had an incredibly twitchy eye – probably from all those battles he’d fought in. He’d been in about two hundred battles. He was fearless.
Viking wives don’t have naps. Viking women are strong! They can chop down trees! They terrify wild bulls!
Harald looked again at his son and groaned. And Viking sons don’t make nice cups of tea, do you hear?
But Dad, it’s hard work looking after Viking families,
Thorfinn replied. I mean, all that eating meat with bare hands and beer splashing all over the place. No wonder the poor woman is tired.
Harald saw the kindness and gentleness in his son’s eyes, and all of a sudden his anger melted away. How could anyone be angry with Thorfinn? Even Harald, a man who was known as ‘The Terror of the North Sea’, couldn’t be angry with him. He sighed and sat down, then picked Thorfinn up and plonked him on his knee.
What am I going to do with you?
he said. You go around the village taking your helmet off to people and saying ‘Good day’. You make jam, you drink tea, you help old people across the street. It’s not on. I mean, you don’t have any decent Viking qualities at all.
Harald often wondered if his son had been swapped at birth, perhaps by