Velda the Awesomest Viking and the Voyage of Deadly Doom
By David MacPhail and Richard Morgan
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Oi, you snivelling pig-dogs! Are you ready for a Viking adventure?
Velda is a small girl with a big axe. The only problem is, everyone thinks she can't be a proper Viking because she's "just a little girl". PURLEASE! She sets sail with Freya, captain of the dragonship Valkyrie, and her notoriously ferocious crew for a life of awesome adventure (and very loud belching).
But when the Valkyrie and her crew are captured by the Queen of the Saxons, Velda is the only one who can free her friends. The small and mighty Viking must travel to the mysterious Islands of Deadly Doom, but there's just one problem, er, well more than one, actually -- she doesn't have a ship, a crew, or a clue how to get there...
Join Velda on her quest as she makes some unlikely new friends and takes on terrifying tasks, all while proving she's the awesomest Viking around.
David MacPhail
David MacPhail left home at eighteen to travel the world and have adventures. After working as a chicken wrangler, a ghost-tour guide and a waiter on a tropical island, he now has the sensible job of writing about yetis, Vikings and ghostly detectives. At home in Perthshire, Scotland, he exists on a diet of cream buns and zombie movies. David is also the author of Yeti on the Loose and the Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series.
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Velda the Awesomest Viking and the Voyage of Deadly Doom - David MacPhail
To my Viking pals in P4 at Raploch Primary,
Stirling, and Mrs Hann – D.M.
For Harriet and all the Little Vikings
in Viking House! – R.M.
Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Map
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
About the Author
Copyright
Chapter 1
It was the Dark Ages, when kings and queens went stumbling around their pitch-black castles shouting, Help! Where am I? Who turned out the lights?
The Vikings spread terror across the seas thanks to their fearsome dragonships and their even more fearsome BELCHING.
The most feared of all the Viking dragonships was the Valkyrie – a sleek, sturdy vessel with a sail of red-and-white stripes. The Valkyrie was crewed only by women, whose belching was so terrifying it could frighten mermen half to death.
The captain was a tall, blonde-haired woman called Freya. She was the noisiest and stinkiest belcher of all. Like most captains, she liked to gaze out to sea a lot with her hands on her hips, giving loud, hearty laughs, as you would if you were living a life of adventure and scaring people silly.
One day, as the Valkyrie was sailing the great Northern Sea, Freya turned to her helmswoman, Brunhilda of Barfhelm, and said, Set sail for the Island of Certain Death!
OORAH!
cried her crew.
OORAH!
echoed the youngest and newest crew member, Velda of Indgar. The tiny girl with thick red hair poking out from under a too-big helmet pumped her fist with glee. "YES! Certain death, finally!"
Velda rummaged around in her pack before festooning herself with leafy camouflage (for sneaking purposes), coils of rope and a grappling hook (for climbing-somewhere-you-probably-weren’t-meant-to-be purposes), and last but most definitely not least, weapons (for terrifying-people-until-they-cried purposes).
She leapt in front of Freya, whirling a gigantic axe around her head. I am SOOOOOO ready for certain death, Boss!
Freya gave another of her hearty laughs. You don’t have to worry, Velda.
Velda sliced the air with her axe. "Worry?! Are you kidding? This is exactly why I joined your crew. This is my chance to be a real Viking."
"You are a real Viking, said Freya.
That’s why I took you aboard."
Yeah, but girls were never allowed to do any of the fun Viking-y stuff back home in Indgar. It was always ‘Don’t yell so much, Velda!’, ‘Practise your weaving, Velda!’, ‘Stop trying to kill people you don’t like, Velda!’ Then they tried to confiscate my axe. That was the last straw.
And it really was, for Velda had chopped the wheel off the village hay wagon in a fit of anger, sending Indgar’s entire winter supply tumbling into the fjord. Velda didn’t run from anyone, but she’d just happened to decide on a life at sea at the exact moment she’d been chased by angry villagers with torches and pitchforks.
Freya sat Velda down on a bench, placing a hand on her shoulder. You know, some things aren’t always what they seem.
What does that mean?
You’ll see,
smiled Freya. "We’re not your average Viking crew here on the Valkyrie."
They really weren’t. Their legendary feats were spoken of far and wide: how they’d battled the Kraken of Corrievreckan, taken on the Terrible Trolls of Tromsø, and even stolen into the great hall of the Dwarf-Lords and nicked their famous golden underpants.
Velda reckoned the Island of Certain Death would be a picnic for this crew – and she was itching to prove she was Viking enough to be one of them.
Chapter 2
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