Thorfinn and the Raging Raiders
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Everyone knows Vikings are ruthless barbarians whose idea of a good time involves pillaging, plundering and feasting. But Thorfinn is no ordinary Viking! He is always polite and happily offers to wash the dirty dishes. Too bad his dad is Harald the Skull-Splitter, Village Chief and the roughest and toughest Viking of them all.
Indgar villagers are out watching an elk polo match, the village is attached, and Thorfinn's mum goes missing, presumed kidnapped. Harald, Velda Thorfinn and his boisterous brothers chase the mysterious raiders across the North Sea towards Scotland.
Will Thorfinn the Nicest Viking manage to find his mum and bring her back home safe and sound?
Thorfinn the Nicest Viking is a funny, illustrated, action-packed new series for young readers who love Horrid Henry and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, set in a world where manners mean nothing and politeness is pointless!
David MacPhail
David MacPhail left home at eighteen to travel the world and have adventures. After working as a chicken wrangler, a ghost-tour guide and a waiter on a tropical island, he now has the sensible job of writing about yetis, Vikings and ghostly detectives. At home in Perthshire, Scotland, he exists on a diet of cream buns and zombie movies. David is also the author of Yeti on the Loose and the Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series.
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Thorfinn and the Raging Raiders - David MacPhail
CHAPTER 1
Breakfast time in any Viking house was a messy business, but in the house of Harald the Skull-Splitter, the famous Viking chief, it was complete chaos. It was a bit like a chimpanzees’ tea party. The big daddy of all chimpanzees’ tea parties, in fact, where the chimpanzees were three times bigger and seven times more quarrelsome.
The house was a whirlwind of flying furniture, flying food and flying fists. Harald’s three eldest sons were having a wrestling match in the middle of the kitchen floor.
The eldest was Wilfred the Spleen-Mincer, who’d just got back from a gap year invading Russia.
Next there was Sven the Head-Crusher, who’d been away at Viking university. His special subjects were kidnapping and ransom.
And finally Hagar the Brain-Eater, who’d spent the last year tracking and hunting polar bears in the frozen north because, as he put it, One of them looked at me funny.
Take that, chicken brain!
cried Wilfred, hoisting a heavy sideboard into the air and launching it in Sven’s direction.
RRRAAAAARRR!
roared Sven as he dodged the sideboard, snatched a fallen vase from the floor and smashed it over Hagar’s head.
GRRRRR!
growled Hagar, shaking bits of vase out of his hair before grabbing a chair in both hands and breaking it over Wilfred’s back.
The three boys looked a lot like their father, except Harald’s beard was bigger and bushier, of course. He’d won the award for Viking Beard of the Year four times in a row.
Ha! That’s my boys,
said Harald, beaming proudly and beating his mighty fist on the table.
Beside Harald, at the centre of this whirlwind, sat his youngest son, whose Viking name was rather different from the others: Thorfinn the Very-Very-Nice-Indeed.
Thorfinn stood up, a kind smile spreading across his face, and raised his helmet to his father.
Good morning to you, dear Dad.
He was the exact opposite of Harald’s other sons. He was the nicest, most polite Viking who had ever lived.
Thorfinn sat back down and admired his carefully placed eggcup, knife, spoon and neatly folded napkin. He calmly cut his toast into soldiers and sipped pinecone tea, totally unruffled by the chaos going on around him. In fact he was humming. Hmm, hmm, hmm… hmm. Dum-de-dum…
Thorfinn’s pet pigeon, Percy, a lovely speckled bird, was perched on the table beside him, cheerfully pecking up a few leftover crumbs.
The three older boys grappled with each other in the middle of the floor and crashed into the breakfast table, catapulting Thorfinn’s egg across the kitchen.
SPLATTT!
ENNOUGHH!
screamed another voice, the fearsome, high-pitched cry of a Viking woman.
CHAPTER 2
Thorfinn’s mother, Freya, emerged from the tangle of bodies with one brother in a headlock, one in an earlock, and the other sandwiched between her knees. Her long blonde hair cascaded over a set of piercing green eyes.
This is the fourth time this week you lot have wrecked this kitchen. Now sit down and eat your breakfast nicely, like Thorfinn.
The three brothers suddenly looked sheepish, and they meekly sat down at the table.
Thorfinn raised his helmet again and saluted them.