Pats on the back
Dec 12, 2019
3 minutes
I AM writing this column from a prone position. Reclining on my sofa in the library, propped up with cushions like some latter-day Lady Ottoline Morrell, but without the wit, brilliance and patronage. I wish I could say my current condition arose from some magnificent performance on the sporting – or, indeed, any other – field but, alas, it did not. I merely turned, phone in hand, to see who had come into
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