Thorfinn and the Putrid Potion
By David MacPhail and Richard Morgan
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Prepare yourself for the wrath of the Norsemen! That is, if you don't mind and it's not too inconvenient...
Everyone knows Vikings are ruthless barbarians whose idea of a good time involves pillaging, plundering and feasting. But Thorfinn is no ordinary Viking! He is always polite and happily offers to wash the dirty dishes. Too bad his dad is Harald the Skull-Splitter, Village Chief and the roughest and toughest Viking of them all.
When Chief Harald is poisoned by a putrid sleeping potion, Thorfinn suspects visiting soothsayer Ragwich. Banished for offending the power-hungry wise man, Thorfinn and his friends set sail to find the world's best potion maker to brew a cure. Unfortunately, the antidote requires a very rare ingredient.
Can Thorfinn find the cure and wake Harald before Ragwich takes control of the village?
Thorfinn and the Putrid Potion is the eighth adventure for Thorfinn the Nicest Viking in this funny, action-packed illustrated series for young readers which bridges the gap between Horrid Henry and Diary of a Wimpy Kid, set in a world where manners mean nothing and politeness is pointless!
David MacPhail
David MacPhail left home at eighteen to travel the world and have adventures. After working as a chicken wrangler, a ghost-tour guide and a waiter on a tropical island, he now has the sensible job of writing about yetis, Vikings and ghostly detectives. At home in Perthshire, Scotland, he exists on a diet of cream buns and zombie movies. David is also the author of Yeti on the Loose and the Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series.
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Thorfinn and the Putrid Potion - David MacPhail
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To Holly and Theo Rhodes,
and to all at Durris School and Crossroads Nursery – D.M.
To all the little Vikings – R.M.
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CONTENTS
TITLE PAGE
DEDICATION
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
COPYRIGHT
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CHAPTER 1
One brisk autumn day, the villagers of Indgar trudged home from the fields. Their foreheads glistened with sweat. Their muscles ached. They were licking their lips, thinking about all the meaty goodies they were going to eat, because the harvest was finally in and it was time for FEASTING. And there was NOTHING the Vikings loved more than a HUGE, SLAP-UP, FEAST!
Carrying their pitchforks and scythes over their shoulders, led by Erik the Ear-Masher, a ferocious, one-eyed bear of a man, they tramped into the village square. Only they did NOT find a Viking feast waiting for them, but…
A TEA PARTY.
The whole marketplace was draped with bunting, and tables were covered with crisp white tablecloths. There were fancy place settings, tiered cake stands and platters of teeny-tiny finger sandwiches, plus great mounds of scones with cream and jam. And, in the middle of each table, a steaming pot of pinecone tea, complete with frilly tea cosy.
A small, freckle-faced boy was humming and whistling as he laid out plates, while a speckled pigeon danced along the table behind him, pecking up stray crumbs.
The Vikings gaped in horror.
THORFINN!
barked Erik the Ear-Masher.
The boy turned, a gentle smile on his face, and doffed 7his helmet. Good afternoon, my dear friends. And what a lovely—
CORK IT, THORFINN!
boomed Erik. WHERE. IS. OUR. FOOD!?
FOOOOOODDD!
the crowd groaned, sounding like a band of cranky old cave trolls.
Thorfinn gestured towards the tables. Here it is, my friends. Feast away!
Erik jabbed his thick, sausagey forefinger at the dainty bits of bread. What d’you call these minuscule things?
Sandwiches,
Thorfinn replied cheerily. You can have smoked crab and lettuce, or salmon and cucumber.
8LETTUCE?
cried Erik. Vikings don’t eat LETTUCE!
NO!
roared the crowd.
Lettuce is for rabbits!
yelled one man.
Yeah!
another cut in. It’s too, uh… What’s the phrase I’m looking for?
He screwed up his face in concentration.
Thorfinn’s eyes lit up. Ooh, I love this game. Do you mean… high in nutrients? Rich in vitamins?
Non-meaty?
suggested someone else.
Yes, that’s it! It’s too non-meaty!
yelled the man. We Vikings HATE non-meaty vegetables.
Erik glowered at Thorfinn. We don’t want your pathetic sandwiches and wimpy little scones! WE WANT MEAT!
He smashed his fist down on a table. The plates, cutlery, cake stands and scones jumped three feet in the air, landing in a disorganised clatter. The crowd bellowed in approval.
Thorfinn and his pet pigeon, Percy, stared at the mess in mild confusion. Oops! Don’t worry, I shall re-set the table in no time at all.
Thorfinn was the village chief’s son, which was, quite frankly, the only thing that stopped the crowd from burying him up to his neck in one of the fields and pelting him with rotten cabbages. It didn’t matter that he’d saved the village many times over. What mattered was that he was nice and polite, which were definitely NOT good Viking qualities. 9
Erik scowled at a small, flame-haired girl wearing a helmet that was far too big for