In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a quickling! But if it's not her, then who is it? Why are they here? Why are they using her name? And what truly lurks within? There's only one way to find out- rush in foolhardily and hope for the best!Dances get danced. Soapboxes get stood on. Friends return home.  All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince the tavern keeper to let my dire wolf into the bar?Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.