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Really Horrible History Jokes
By Karen King and Patience Coster
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Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars!
This blast-from-the-past collection of history jokes includes over 120 horrible howlers and gruesome giggles. Young readers can gross out their friends and family with jokes about pongy pirates and mouldy mummies. Illustrated in full-colour with hilarious cartoons, this collection is perfect for kids aged 7+.
ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.
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Karen King
Karen King is a multi-published author of children's books and romantic fiction. She has had 120 children's books published, two romantic novels, several short stories for women's magazines, and has just signed a three book contract for chick lit novels with Accent Press. Her first chick lit novel 'I Do - Or Do I?' is out now.
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Really Horrible History Jokes - Karen King
APPALLING ANCIENT JOKES
What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ugs and kisses.
What do you call a caveman who’s been buried since the Stone Age?
Peat.
What are Ancient Egyptian parents called?
Mummies and deadies.
Why did the T. rex eat a caveman?
He was really hungry, man!
A mummy next to the Nile Hadn’t been out in a while, So she strolled into town In a long evening gown, And everyone there ran a mile.
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend.
What do the Greek gods drink with
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