History in a Hurry: Vikings
By John Farman
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John Farman, the genius (for want of a better word) responsible for the best-selling A VERY BLOODY HISTORY OF BRITAIN (WITHOUT THE BORING BITS), now tackles all the great periods of history - in less than 10,000 words.
History in a Hurry is so short that there just isn't room for any boring bits!
All you need to know (and a little bit less*) about the Vikings.
(*Quite a lot less, actually. Ed.)
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History in a Hurry - John Farman
Ed
Chapter 1
HOW IT ALL HAPPENED: THE VIKING AGE FROM START TO FINISH
End of the Vikings.
Chapter 2
GLORIOUS GODS
According to legend, Vikings proper began with a swashbuckling chieftain called Odin, who led an Asiatic tribe to Scandinavia. His people gave him god-like status: Odin the All-Father, god of war and the occult, god of kings and Lord of the Slain . . . not to mention god of poetry and wisdom (which I’d have thought was quite enough to be going on with). Odin finally set up home in a place called Asgard which I reckon would have been somewhere in what we now call the Soviet Union (except we don’t even call it that any more – or do we?*).
There he’d lounge upon his throne, in the palace of Valhalla, a huge hall with 640 doors, while his two helpers, Hugin (mind) and Munin (memory), sat on his shoulders surveying the universe.** Actually, Odin needed them rather badly as he’d apparently hung himself for nine days and given up one eye in his constant search for knowledge and magic wisdom. (I’ve given up my brain.)
Valhalla was, by all accounts, really groovy and Odin made it open house for dead warriors. To show his gratitude he ran a free taxi-horse service for anyone who happened to be lying dead on the battlefield, in the form of his personal eight-legged steed, Sleipnir. This super-horse would fetch them back to Odin’s place, where they were met at the front door by beautiful maidens called Valkyries with gallons of beer and limitless salt and vinegar crisps (not really). They were then informed that they could spend the rest of their lives*** doing what they liked best; having orgies,