History in a Hurry: Victorians
By John Farman
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John Farman, the genius (for want of a better word) responsible for the best-selling A VERY BLOODY HISTORY OF BRITAIN (WITHOUT THE BORING BITS), now tackles all the great periods of history - in less than 10,000 words.
History in a Hurry is so short that there just isn't room for any boring bits!
All you need to know (and a little bit less*) about the Victorians.
(*Quite a lot less, actually. Ed.)
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History in a Hurry - John Farman
Chapter 1
WHO DID WHAT AND WHEN: THE HISTORICAL BIT
Poor Laws
If you’ve ever read or watched any Charles Dickens you’ll have some idea of the poverty in early Victorian times. The State, thinking it was doing the right thing (as it usually does), took responsibility for those with nothing. That was the good news. The bad news was the way they did it. The Poor Laws of 1834 made all able-bodied poor (that’s me out) go to the dreaded workhouses (see chapter 5). The very word sends shivers down the spine. They made sure that these places were even less comfy than the appalling working conditions outside; they were far worse than the average modern prison. (Come to think of it, most places are much worse than the average modern prison.) Poor kids were put to work as soon as they were of any use. The poor little ba— er. . . baa lambs worked in coalmines, swept chimneys (from the j inside), and even licked the streets clean* – anything that could bring a few more pennies into the household.
Eventually attempts were made to get things straight. In 1838 a People’s Charter was drawn up by a group who came to be known as the Chartists, and was presented to Parliament. But the wily Whigs (sort of Liberals) knew they held all the power and told them politely to go forth and multiply, imprisoning their leaders for good measure.
*You’re exaggerating already and it’s only page 6. Ed
Pass the Spuds
Just to kick a country when it was down, God decided to give Britain a spell of atrocious weather in the mid-1840s. England’s harvest was a bit of a washout, but in Ireland a million poor souls died of starvation when the potato crop (their breakfast, lunch and supper) simply didn’t happen. Normally, when a country’s crops fail, they get stuff in from abroad, but not us. We had terrible taxes on imported corn and other food, which had originally been set up to protect British farmers (the Corn Laws). These had to be chucked out pretty damn fast if the English weren’t to go down the pan along with the Irish.
Vicky Gets Tough
Victoria was made queen when she was only 18 and was thus a bit of a liability to put in charge of a country, so a Lord called Melbourne, the Whig Prime Minister, was told to keep an eye on her. He was, by all accounts, quite a decent bloke (despite being a well-known child beater) and his basic job was to tell his little charge to keep her little head down and nod when told. She liked the old man and he became a bit like the father she’d never really had. But young Vicky was a stroppy little madam and soon got bored with keeping her mouth shut. She waited until Melbourne had been replaced as PM by Tory Sir Robert Peel (who invented modern cops), before pushing her increasing weight around and propelling herself into ever deepening trub. Peel had ordered that her Ladies of the Bedchamber, who were Whig women, were to be replaced by Tory women; standard procedure when a government changed hands. Victoria stamped her tiny foot and said ‘no way’ (odd, I’d quite like to change mine*) – she was sticking with what she had. Anyway, all this caused a bit of a constitutional crisis, causing Peel to resign until she rather untypically, and rather sheepishly, apologized.
Useless Fact No. 217
Victoria also managed to upset her mum, the stroppy old Duchess of York, by shoving her right up at the other end of Buckingham Palace (as far as possible from herself) whilst moving her German governess practically into her own rooms.
*I’m sure they’d like it too. Ed
All Change
Melbourne and Peel swapped ends like tennis players; one minute one would be PM and the next, the other. Peel had, over the years, built a new Conservative party out of the ruins