History in a Hurry: Aztecs
By John Farman
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John Farman, the genius (for want of a better word) responsible for the best-selling A VERY BLOODY HISTORY OF BRITAIN (WITHOUT THE BORING BITS), now tackles all the great periods of history - in less than 10,000 words.
History in a Hurry is so short that there just isn't room for any boring bits!
All you need to know (and a little bit less*) about the Aztecs.
(*Quite a lot less, actually. Ed.)
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History in a Hurry - John Farman
Chapter 1
THE HISTORICAL BIT
Where From?
The Aztecs had originally descended from the tribes of hunter-gatherers from Asia, hunting roots and berries and gathering animals,* who, 30,000 years earlier, had stumbled across to the Americas over the land bridge we now call the Bering Straits. They settled on that thinnish strip between the north bit and the south bit of America.
By AD1000, there were lots of different peoples occupying this vast land (now Mexico – check it out on an atlas, I hate drawing maps) mostly with names ending in ‘tec’, but it was a tribe called the Tenochcas (pronounced Ten-Knock-Ass) or Mexicas (Mec-Sick-Ass) who by 1200 had become the Aztecs (Az-Tecs). Being the last to turn up, they had to wander around for donkey’s years trying to find somewhere to settle down.
*Shouldn’t that be the other way round? Ed
Home at Last
Eventually they set up home on a deserted swampy island called Aztlan in the middle of Lake Texcoco (Az + Tex; geddit?) – not because they wanted to, but because the other tribes were extremely beastly to them and wouldn’t let them live anywhere else. Needless to say, after all that wandering around they were ever so poor when they started building their first reed-hut village in 1325, but in no time at all they’d spread onto all the other littler islands and knocked up a magnificent city and headquarters called Tenochtitlan (the Place of the Cactus) where Mexico City is now.
Aztecs Fight Back
As they grew bigger and stronger the Aztecs started being extremely horrid back to all those tribes that had given them a hard time in the first place. They must have surprised even themselves at how good they were at foe-fighting, and the fearsome Aztec armies quickly spread across the surrounding countryside punishing all the other tribes that got in their way. Soon they occupied most of Mexico, either building or conquering (so much quicker, I find) 500 cities of all shapes and sizes. The surrounding lands were linked to Tenochtitlan by a series of man-made causeways.
These conquests really revved up under their best leader Montezuma I (1440–69) who sent huge armies to wipe out their last big enemy, the Mixtecs (presumably an assortment of different ‘tecs’) who lived on the lands over to the east. All was going extremely well until 1519, when someone spotted what looked to be a horde of white visitors in boats as big as mountains arriving at the coast (the Aztecs were always big on exaggeration). Two years later the whole civilization was wiped out (see Chapter 9). That’s tourism for you.
Pictures not Words
We know loads and loads about the Aztecs because, as I mentioned before, they left loads and loads of wonderful picture books called codices (actually they had to be picture books because they never got the hang of writing – joined-up or otherwise). From these books, and from the ruins they left behind, we learn that despite human sacrifice, child-eating and mass slavery, it was,