History in a Hurry: Stone Age
By John Farman
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John Farman, the genius (for want of a better word) responsible for the best-selling A VERY BLOODY HISTORY OF BRITAIN (WITHOUT THE BORING BITS), now tackles all the great periods of history - in less than 10,000 words.
History in a Hurry is so short that there just isn't room for any boring bits!
All you need to know (and a little bit less*) about the Stone Age.
(*Quite a lot less, actually. Ed.)
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History in a Hurry - John Farman
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Chapter 1
MR AND MRS PREHISTORIC MAN (AND THE ROTTEN RISS)
Although it seems rather obvious, the word ‘prehistoric’ means ‘before history’, which really means ‘before anyone had a clue how to write anything down’. Therefore, everything we know about our ancient relatives has had to come from what has been found by scrapers and diggers and the people who interpreted what the scrapers and diggers . . . um, scraped and digged.*
So, when did Stone Age man first appear? It seems that Homo erectus (the first man to stand on his own two feet) was around well before (a million years well before) the first Homo sapiens (meaning bright and intelligent – like what we are). We, in fact, were around from 300,000 years ago – give or take a month.
* Dug! Ed
Where to Live?
About 250,000 years ago, there were around 10,000,000 humans (about the population of Tokyo today) on our planet. They tended to live in the places with nice weather – Europe, China, Clacton-on-Sea and Africa – avoiding the too hot deserts and the too cold icy places. This is somewhat understandable when you realize that they didn’t have anoraks, trousers, socks, thermal vests, air conditioning or central heating!
Europe 250,000 years ago was best of all. For a start, it was much warmer than it is now, with animals like water buffalo and monkeys swinging in the trees.* And there sure were a lot of trees for them to swing in. Most of the continent was beautiful woodland with patches of lush meadow in between, and rivers running in between them. Down in the Mediterranean areas (where the monkeys swung) were steamy rainforests.
* Buffalo swinging in the trees? Ed
Cold Snap
For Stone Age man, avoiding the cold had always been a bit of a problem, but this became especially tricky 200,000 years ago when a terrible Ice Age called the ‘Riss’ came along. Luckily it only lasted a mere 75,000 years which, although extremely irritating if your lifespan actually fell within it, was, in history terms, a mere blink.
Ice Ages are simply no fun. Just as we today are experiencing global warming, the early Homo sapiens of 200,000 years ago noticed their barometers beginning to plummet.* At first the trees began to wither, especially in the Mediterranean areas (along with the monkeys, I presume), and then the first flakes of snow fell on the mountains. And, oh boy, did it snow. Gradually, especially in Europe, the snow filled up the bits between the mountains and as it got deeper and deeper, the stuff at the bottom became squeezed into thick (mile-thick!) ice. Now, thick ice tends to be heavy and slippery – and because of both of these things it began to slide, scraping off all the topsoil, grass and grazing animals everywhere it went – right down to naked rock. The sea then began to fill up with icebergs and the poor people (and all the animals that were around at the time) found themselves caught between massive impassable sheets of ice (which covered a third of the world), trapped on the last remaining bits of scrubby