History in a Hurry: Romans
By John Farman
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John Farman, the genius (for want of a better word) responsible for the best-selling A VERY BLOODY HISTORY OF BRITAIN (WITHOUT THE BORING BITS), now tackles all the great periods of history - in less than 10,000 words.
History in a Hurry is so short that there just isn't room for any boring bits!
All you need to know (and a little bit less*) about the Romans.
(*Quite a lot less, actually. Ed.)
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History in a Hurry - John Farman
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Chapter 1
THE HISTORICAL BIT
Two and a Half Classes
From the very outset, the Romans divided themselves into two classes; the posh patricians who were the aristocracy and the poor plebeians (or plebs), who were the common people. There was also a little class called the clients who basically relied on the patricians for everything, but we won’t bother too much about them. At the very top were a series of elected kings with daft names like Numa Pompilius, Tullus Hostillus, or Tarquinius Superbus (sounds like an upmarket coach company). They were chosen by a group of top patricians called the Senate or Council of the Elders, who then advised – or should I say told – them what to do. Old Superbus was a right tyrant and ended up being hated by posh and poor alike. They eventually evicted him (and the whole idea of kings) for good in 509 BC.
Vive le Républic
From this point on all the power was given to one man, who held the job for a year and was called Dick Tator*. After that, two consuls (both patricians) were elected every year to run the show. Naturally, the plebs didn’t go for this too much, so in 494 BC they put all their feet down and made such a fuss that eventually it was decreed that one of these consuls had to be a plebeian.
*I don’t want to interfere, but don’t you mean dictator? Ed
Rome Goes a-Roaming
Rome was still basically a smallish city, but as it became more powerful the inhabitants began gently flexing their muscles and peeking over its seven hills to the world beyond. For the next ten or so years their army did rather well and one by one all the mid-Italian towns fell under Rome’s power (you have to start somewhere when you’re Empire-building). But in 390 BC there was a bit of a setback. The ghastly Gauls (from roughly where France is now) broke through the ramparts (obviously Remus was right) and completely trashed the city before shoving off with all its best treasures (and girls).
You can’t keep a good Roman down, however, and they soon rebuilt their city, making it bigger and better than ever. But before Rome could grow into the rich, fun-loving place that we know and love today, it had some more serious conquering to do. At that time, it was a bit of a toss-up as to whether Rome or Carthage (in North Africa) would rule the whole of the Mediterranean. Carthage controlled North Africa, western Sicily and much of southern Spain. Let’s face it, it was fairly inevitable that a mighty big punch-up was a-coming. By 274 BC the Romans had finally conquered southern Italy (including the Greek bit), so they now ruled the whole country and were hungry for more.
Useless Fact No. 403
As the Romans spread their wings, so did the Latin language (wot they spoke) – which had come from the ancient state of Latinium. Nobody speaks it now – shame, really.
But the Carthaginians were still a mighty power, and getting mightier, which really bugged the ambitious Romans, so much so that they eventually rolled up their sleeves and got down to some serious fighting. The first big prize had to be Sicily (the ‘ball’ that looks like it’s being kicked by the Italian mainland ‘boot’), but the trouble was that, unlike the Carthaginians, they had no navy to attack it with. Having no navy meant that they had no boats, and in order to have a navy, they had to find some boats.* Luckily they found an old Carthaginian wreck on a beach, which they quickly copied (the boat, not the beach) and – hey presto! – instant navy.
*We haven’t got all day. Get on with it. Ed
Punic Wars
These Punic Wars (as they were called – don’t ask me why*) went on for ages with both sides winning a bit and then losing a bit. One of Rome’s greatest threats came from the mighty Carthaginian general and elephant-man, Hannibal, who, in one of the finest military achievements of all time, brought 50,000 men and 38 jumbos across the snow-covered Alps to attack Italy (see Great Cold Feats). He was to keep up the pressure on Italy for twelve years.
In 203 BC