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    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes
    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes
    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes
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    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes

    By Matt Lucas

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    If you’re planning on reading this very very very very very very very silly book of jokes, there are some things you’re going to need:

    Spare pants In case you wet yours
    Needle and thread In case you split your sides
    Large box In case you laugh your head off (you’ll still want to keep it, right?)

    With laugh-out-loud artwork from Sarah Horne, illustrator of the bestselling Charlie Changes into a Chicken. Perfect for readers age 6+.

    THE PERFECT STOCKING FILLER!

    If you’re planning on reading this very very very very very very very silly book of jokes, there are some things you’re going to need:

    Spare pants In case you wet yours

    Needle and thread In case you split your sides

    Large box In case you laugh your head off (you’ll still want to keep it, right?)

    Are you ready? Come on in then – the jokes are waiting!

    Also available:

    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Pranks

    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Games

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateOct 1, 2020
    ISBN9780755502752
    My Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Silly Book of Jokes
    Author

    Matt Lucas

    MATT LUCAS writes varying forms of speculative fiction, including urban fantasy, paranormal, sci-fi, and horror. He weaves these genres in an action-packed, thought-provoking manner. Teeming with fresh ideas, Matt’s broad skill set includes apocalyptic literature, sword & sorcery epics, paranormal alternate history, and even romance. Cultivating complex characters, Matt guides you into questioning the hero's motives and empathizing with the villain's tortured past. Red herrings abound as you follow twisting plots adorned with subtle hints that culminate in shocking conclusions. Each of Matt’s works serve as an allegory for faith, ultimately pointing to the world’s true and only hero, Jesus Christ.The Shadow Gospels is the first of Matt’s novel-length works to hit the presses. However, be sure to expect more as this planned trilogy continues and other stories move from imagination to reality.

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