Really Horrible Body Jokes

By Karen King

Q: What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
A: Picket!

This warts-and-all collection of human body jokes is full of horrible howlers and gruesome giggles. Get ready to gross out your friends with jokes about bad breath and pongy feet. But be careful... they may just laugh their heads off!

ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous full-colour cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
• Release date: Oct 18, 2019
• ISBN: 9781838578107

Karen King

Karen King is a multi-published author of both adult and children's books. Currently published by Bookouture and Headline, Karen writes about the light and dark of relationships. Her eleventh romantic novel, The Spanish Wedding Disaster, has recently been published and her third psychological thriller The Mother In Law is out in July, with a fourth one in February 2023. Karen has also had 120 children's books, two young adult novels, and several short stories for women's magazines published. Her thrillers The Perfect Stepmother and The Stranger in my Bed and her romantic novel The Cornish Hotel by the Sea became International Amazon bestsellers. Karen is a member of the Romantic Novelists' Association, the Society of Authors, the Crime Writers' Association and the Society of Women Writers and Journalists. She now lives in Spain where she loves to spend her non-writing time exploring the quaint local towns with her husband, Dave, when she isn't sunbathing or swimming in the pool, that is. Contact links https://linktr.ee/KarenKing

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GROSS BODY JOKES

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won’t eat broccoli.

What has a bottom at the top?

Legs.

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

I can’t tell you, it’s too dirty!

Did you hear about the man who lost the left side of his body?

He’s all right now!

There was a young lady from Surrey Who made a big pot of curry.

She ate the whole lot Straight from the pot

And had to dash to the john in a hurry.

A belch is a gust of wind That cometh from the heart,