California; Concerts, Songs, Sailing, Parties, Pretty Girls, a President of the US & an Okay Russian President !!
By Paul Stansby
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In Vol Six the newly formed bands after Cornwall UK had gone to Greece with Harry and Georgina where a world tour later was conceived. Vol seven Harry had headed down to the Caribbean, Vol Seven, for a year whilst the bands, were touring then sailed up to California where Vol 8 starts off.
He frequently visits LA and comes across a friendly bar on the Hollywood Boulevard which he frequents twice a week. Thereupon he comes across Rose, Flo and Marilyn who were at loose ends and he engages them on a new sex project as he is seeking out new characters for his stories,. The sex project are life size superior fabricated silicon rubber look alike girls look with add ons. The three girls have a kissing night on Fridays at this bar where they charge for smooches. Harry foresees the girls ending up on the street therefore includes them in his project to launch the silicon fabricated girls.
Fizz, the sister duet, arrive from the Greek nightclub Harry got constructed for a proposed series with elder sister of the duet starring in but as the tour was such a success as is the nightclub this has been forgotten. Fizz hang out with Harry and the three girls having fun and an enormous gig happens over on the coast near the Marina .
This was written alongside Harry Rockwell Volumes 1 , 4 & 5 in 2016 .
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California; Concerts, Songs, Sailing, Parties, Pretty Girls, a President of the US & an Okay Russian President !! - Paul Stansby
Part one
Meeting up and catching up
Harry meets up with Fizz in California, a girl duo he formed in Cornwall Uk, along with the Magic Apple Tree band. After their world tour, Magic Apple Tree group remain in Greece at Harry’s nightclub.
Chapter one Hollywood Boulevard
Flo
How many flyers you got left Rose ?
Rose
Around 20 Flo, you think we’ll get pulled as hookers in this get up
Marilyn
Or impersonation of screen stars, I feel kind of hot in this,
Flo
well your mother called you Marilyn cause you look like her, not sure how she worked that one out when you were a few days old, mystic powers
Marilyn
Maybe we should start charging for photos taken by the tourists of us
Rose
Or go on commission for the amount leggings and tights we must sell
Flo
Well we do get them free from the store further the down Boulevard
Marilyn
Are you surprised, their logo is embroidered on, as well as the boots which are all in their front windows. Who’s this coming along?
Rose
She looks hot and not so young, suit Harry.
Flo
Yep getting on, could be possible be a Granny.
Verity
Hi, I'm Verity is this were the action is, I ’ ll move along if I'm infringing on your piece of the street.
Rose
Not exactly our piece, we sort of circulate, we’re in the promotion game
Verity
Oh, right you’re not on ‘The Game ’ , for curb hiking crawlers on the pick up.
Flo
You’ve got a way with words, you okay, after a girl for the night, we don't do that, not girls but Rose, and I'm Flo, do a kissing session at ‘The Chocolate Orange ’ , we’re good kissers and the punters really like it, Marilyn here takes the hat round .
Verity
I’ve not been down here for 25 years, I’ve come on hard times again in life.
Flo
Well, an easy one as you say is the crawlers, get in the car, let them get stroking your thighs in the car, lift their wallet and get out the next lights, make sure you keep a note of the plate number if they come back to make trouble and give you a slapping, gets them in jail.
Verity
No not thought of that, I wasn’t here long.
Rose
Somebody saw you and whisked you off to paradise, you’ve a good set of pins, I can see the fellas easily hooking up with you.
Verity
Well, I hooked out once, and he reeled me in, now it’s a catastrophe.
Rose
I take it he died, loads of back taxes etc, guys hide things like that, always like the flash act
Verity
Yep, no real equity, enormous cash flow, took the house and I even owe them money so I need cash.
Flo
Men can sweep you off you feet and you fall in love then end up marrying them. You get to share everything, flash car and a flash mansion, means little.
Marilyn
She ’ s back to roughing it then Rose, she would really suit Harry he’s around 60, we like him, we’re around twenty and we drive him crazy, too much age difference.
Verity
It's amazing how you three look like ………….
Rose
Oh we know, not intentional, we ’ ve just got a few more flyers, her grab a few, cops driving along and he ’ s pulling up.
Cop
Hi there, Rose, see you got a new one with you tonight or is this your mother checking on you,
Rose
Sort of, checking us out for a new promotion.
Verity
Yes, a lipstick one.
Cop
I believe that, you have fantastic lips, go two tone on those so when you go to Chocolate Orange? liven up our evening.
Rose
Twenty minutes, or so.
Cop
Is the new lady coming girls, the older fellas gonna adore kissing her
Verity
I'm not kissing, not yet, just the hat.
Cop
L ong legs and a very short skirt, try and get some promotional leg ware from the store the girls use that will really excite everybody. They ’ ll want to kiss you loads
Verity
I ’ ll think about it
Cop
See you later girls and lady
Verity
So these are actually real flyers, I'm looking, wow, and you girls make them enticing.
Rose
You got it.
Chapter two The Chocolate Orange Bar
Benny
Hi there girls, you ’ ve got an extra.
Rose
No Benny, she found us on the street looking for action, so we got her back off as she ’ s rather green, changed a lot since her last outing.
Benny
You want three large Jets on ice.
Rose
Be good, good crowd in too, should do okay, you want a Jet, Verity
Verity
what is it,
Rose
Mint liquor, popular with the French, there big kissers, really livens up your mouth, and fresh breathe at the same time, essential for good kissing.
Rose
Another one Benny, good if you get kissed, that’s 20 bucks a single kiss, they know that.
Verity
How long, the kiss?
Flo
Duration, varies 10 to 20 seconds then it starts getting to personal, leave your bag, jewellery, phone and watch if you have them with Benny, some are light fingered, even cops don ’ t deter them, very slick.
Benny
What’s your name?
Verity
I'm Verity.
Benny
That famous film from 25 years ago was set on the Boulevard, great music , great script, she was Vivian, that would be so cool and fun to call you Vivian, you look a bit like her .
Marilyn
What’s that Benny, her name is Verity not Vivian.
Benny
Well we’re in Hollywood so let’s romance it up a bit, I'm going to her Vivian
Marilyn
How do you find the Get 27? Its green, the 30 is opaque and cream coloured, we like the green one
Verity/Vivian
Surprisingly refreshing Marilyn
Marilyn
Everybody remembers my name for sure around here, yes slips easily down, so easy to get hammered on the stuff.
Rose
Great after a blow job, gives you back your mouth.
Flo
So, there ’ s just you on tonight Benny, where ’ s your guys.
Benny
OH they’re helping Harry, loading and unloading the ultimate experience, all of them, so a hand for a while would be good, it’s getting busier now
Verity/Viv
What is the ultimate experience?
Rose
We’re not sure, its secret cause he wants to corner the market, he mentioned Fifty Shades of Grey so a superior sex toy/aid most likely.
Marilyn
We ’ ll get a Subway after the kissing and we ’ ll be here forever if we go behind the bar, you’re hungry Viv?
Viv
Yes, been a while since i ate.
Rose
Call them Benny, four of the usual unless you want one to, they ’ ll bring them round, it ’ s only next door
Benny
Will do, so where are you sleeping Viv?
Viv
I was looking to sleep on my friends settee, my folks are dead, and you soon loose friends when your hard up.
Flo
W e 've not had the experience of being in the elite of the wealthy, except Harry of course.
Marilyn
Yeah well he’s got an awesome amount of money, so he’s out of touch with wealthy, super rich, extra super rich in fact, and he's so cool about it.
Flo
Harry is coming back with the limo and I suppose your guys Benny, so we ’ ll most likely go down to the boat, it's got five cabins, we go there often.
Viv
Maybe he won't like me.
Benny
Oh no if your good looking and female, I think he’ll like you, plus he's got this new line to put out ,
Flo
The ultimate experience it was sort of on the flyers, a teaser
Marilyn
Yeah he wants us to go shopping for girls clothes he said to me, the mind boggles, so a classy broad like you would be useful, I’m sure you kept some of your clothes.
Viv
Oh yeah I’ve got those at my friends and a fair selection , not much collateral in second hand clothes.
Rose
No, the buzz about the clothes is the shopping bags they give you when you buy them and you swagger down the street on a high, swinging them as you go along.
Flo
Yeah well we’ve still got our girlish figures to try yours on Viv, no doubt divine so let’s get kissing Rose get our cash flowing and money topped up
the three girls circulate doing their thing around the crowded bar.
Rose
That went all right Benny, there's 700 in the hat and Viv got a few extras.
Benny
With those lips I ’ m surprised they weren ’ t lining up for her
Viv
Yeah I got 100 in, amazing, a little rusty on the kissing thing.
Flo
That’s comes from being with the same fellah forever, in your case not as forever as you wanted.
Rose
I just love the variation, all the kisses are different, quite a bizarre thing to do but great fun and the fellas love it, oh we know they're not all men.
Flo
We can tell that, different kiss.
Benny
They tell me and I'm amazed, I would never guess, anything goes in Hollywood.
Viv
I take it this place is known for the kissing.
Rose
We’re the best kissers in Los Angels me and Flo
Benny
Here's the Subway girls, I got them cause you’re helping and another round of Get 27’s on the house
Rose
Yeah, make the mouth zingy again after all that kissing
Marilyn
O ne thing you ’ ll find Viv, being poor you ’ ll have a load more friends cause most people are poor so we stick together unlike the toffs who remain aloof, the select few in fancy mansions.
Benny
No wealth isn ’ t what it ’ s cracked up to be, but Harry is good with it, I got to pally with the till and the IRS hit me for 50k back tax, they are well switched on those guys and Harry sorted it .
Marilyn
Yeah well it’s his favourite hang-out, loves coming down here, English you see, love pubs those guys and here is pretty near to one
Benny
He got the debt allowed against his tax, so wasn ’ t so bad, he ’ s been around so he knows about things
Rose
Well he knew straight away, didn ’ t hesitate, money straight out of his belt, creed free that guy
Viv
I'm out around 500k, so that ’ s me poor forever, who is he as you all know him Harry.
Marilyn
You heard of the guy that 900 million downloads on a song in month, virtually every kid in the world singing it
Viv
So he ’ s Captain Planet, and without a Stan Lee connection too.
Marilyn
You got it, he ’ s Harry as you can see now, his bands call him that, he writes songs for them
Viv
Oh yes there seriously popular and he looks after them well, two guys and seven girls, seem at ease with him the girls as you do.
Marilyn
There’s some of them coming back soon, they’ve sent a text to him, the sister duo, so were excited about that cause the older sister is a real Hollywood girl, and it’s a third time around for her.
Flo
We’ve worked out tonight he’ll have his jewish garb on, that’s our favourite, we do his make-up and fix his wig and beard
Rose
That’s the good thing about here, anything goes.
Flo
he’ s real good age for outfits and disguises, girls are easy hat wig and sunglasses and were anybody, tight short skirt and all the fellas are watching our arse.
Benny
Oh yes, me too, Hollywood is great for arse watching, as you lot are finished your Subways, you can now go behind the bar, this will mean everybody……………
Marilyn
Will hit the bar like grease lightening.
Viv
Why ’ s that?
Rose
We take our bras off and unzip our tops enough to show off most of our boobs, tits are good for tips at a busy bar, which it will soon become
Benny
Oh yes, pandemonium, all the fellas will be texting their mates to come down but you three have great boobs, I ’ ll collect glasses with Viv.
Viv
Mine are a little saggy nowadays Benny.
Benny
Nothing stays perfect forever Viv, life ’ s like that. In here, girls flash the tits and boys flash the cash, great for business pretty girls. Here ’ s it goes, stampede time, let’s grab these glasses.
Viv
I ’ ll stack the washer, I know dishwashers.
Benny
Yep you stack that thing, I hate bending down to it being 6ft 7.
Viv
I thought that. Doesn ’ t Harry get hassled a lot when he’s in.
Benny
This is Hollywood, you can be who want to be, just go in any theatrical costumiers, he came in drag once in here for a laugh, nobody would even get near to guessing who he was, jewish is his favourite one.
Viv
Yes, the girls said he liked that get up
Benny
He likes the hat and beard and tries to pay the bar bill with uncut diamonds for a little eccentricity
Viv
I expect he ’ s got changeable number plates on his car
Benny
No, he doesn ’ t drive here has a Limo, battery powered of course.
Viv
Well my EX was the same, not sure about the batteries
Benny
Divorced.
Viv
No dead, natural causes, but would have killed him I think if I ’ d known more about his business.
Benny
All the things you don ’ t get told, and you never know what’s around the corner.
Viv
It ’ s pretty bleak for me, youth not on my side, best to look for a job in a clothes outlet maybe I'm seeing how it works out with the twenty year olds here, three is such a good number for a group of friends.
Benny
Just see what Harry is up to an older woman might fit in, let him suss you out he ’ s good at that.
Viv
I’ve been out of circulation for 25 years, and never really worked, well cared for, so back to the real world.
Benny
A big shock to the system, especially with all this technology running us now, things change quickly, bar business is tricky one with the regulations and liabilities. Passing trade is good here.
Viv
Washer’s finished, I’ll empty and stack the shelves and re-load.
Benny
Yes, just check the glasses for lipstick, get quite a few dykes on a kissing night, they like it.
Viv
I think one wanted to kiss me.
Benny
Try it, keeps them happy, there ’ s no harm it.
Viv
I just need a little bit of adjustment for that one, doesn ’ t registrar to well with my personae. How long do you reckon before Captain Planet comes tonight?
Benny
The limo will come, I don’t think he will, with the girls being here they may be assuming his presence. He caused a serious fracas round the world with that song. Later he released a book which calmed it all down explaining in depth how we all needed to look at our exploitation and start afresh our concepts of life and living it out, replace our greed and selfishness by undertaking simple and more rewarding lifestyles.
Viv
It was really a good song to sing along to, so greatly enhanced its popularity
Benny
Albeit without his knowledge the song release
Viv
Oh really, and unplanned event, good surprises those
Benny
He was off sailing round the greek islands for ages then he checked his bank account on an ATM.
Viv
Wow, i see the girls reference about him and money now
Benny
Jayney Jason released the song he wrote on to the website, the version with him doing the vocals and Magic Apple and The Fizz backing, there were 4 versions and then publishers got the book on the stands in a week. All monies go to his account first so there’s no disputes.
Viv
T hat could be complex with nine of them. He ’ s popular and unpopular I suppose.
Benny
Ardent fans and enemies, not the one to have oil shares today, good for the clothing industry as everybody wraps up better and foot ware has infinitely improved maintaining your body heat.
Viv
Ah there’s all the bands merchandise, most stores have a whole aisle of, that’s huge, not much they missed out on, good sensible stuff too and well priced for youngsters, plus there is clothes with band logos on to wrap up and keep warm in
Benny
I suppose a bit like the Apes, if the scientists were correct with our ancient ancestry, the world became less harsh to live in so we lost the body hair or fur, adapted, now we’re back again with covering up from the wet and the cold when needed.
Viv
Saves on the heating bills for sure. What’s his connection with the girls here
Benny
He just likes their energy and zeal at their age, finds it creative to have lively girls around, there’s not many dull moments with those three.
Viv
The same as the Bands, bar JJ, they're all young. He met up with them where?
Benny
Oh he met them hanging out side here on The Boulevard 6 months ago, so he dragged them in here and gave them some pointers in life and they attached themselves immediately when they found out who he was.
Viv
Guess they would.
Benny
H e distances them well, he’s no sugar daddy, and they fit in well. He ’ s got a boat so when he sails off in the blue horizon there back on their own just loads better organised.
Viv
The kissing was his idea? it’s really popular.
Benny
Oh yes, great idea, with the boat he’s Gipsy of the seven seas, very good boat though.
Rose
Having a sit down for a couple of minutes then Marilyn, then Flo, drinks are flowing and so are the tips.
Benny
I know, you sell loads, you could get yourself an apartment after Harry’s gone, easily afford one with your tips, you ’ d only have to work twice a week.
Rose
But new younger faces will take us over in a couple of years, 24 or 25 we be looking for a new gig, new way to exist, loads of competition
Benny
You could go silicon.
Rose
That’s for around forty years old maybe JJ can show us a few tricks when she turns up.
Viv
You’re musical?
Rose
Not at all, our bodies are only asset. It’s not the same faking it later on, the guys and girls catch on, maybe Harry has a secret island where we could crash, I’m sure he does .
Benny
Well it wouldn ’ t be secret if he told you.
Rose
I suppose not. Here comes Marilyn.
Benny
See you shortly Rose, a good night tonight.
Marilyn
See your busy Benny on the glasses, so good you don't do food.
Viv
Everybody seems to bring Subway in.
Marilyn
Oh yes, Subway, there way cheap Viv, saves messing around, real handy them being next-door .
Benny
Yes, they do they do a job for me, for mainly you do food to sell drinks. They get a subway and have a bottle of wine in here, a cheap night out.
Marilyn
We’re going to split the tips with you on the bar Viv, cause we sold more drinks with a supply of glasses, Benny would have to get one of us to fill the washer so that ’ s 120 on the tips each, you did 4 kisses so that’s 200 on the night, we did slightly better with the hat 600.
Viv
That’s great some cash, I didn’t expect anything
Marilyn
Benny doesn ’ t take a cut, that’s so good
Viv
You never know what’s around the corner he said
Marilyn
Tonight was a surprise for you, good
Marilyn goes back to the bar and Flo takes a break, they carry on for a couple of hours .
Benny
It ’ s not gonna end tonight, still full. Limo ’ s here, its 1.30 am , there's my three barman getting out, it’s not really worth shutting
Viv
When do you open again.
Benny
I opens again at 6 am doing coffee's,
Viv
I wonder whose doing that one, I'm completely dead,
Marilyn
I spotted him going to shoot out to see what’s Denny the chauffeur is up to the subways shut and he normally pops in there.
Marilyn goes out to the car
Marilyn
How you’re doing Denny
Denny
Denny ’ s tired Marilyn and no Subway so we go via china town for food okay, ah a new dame I see checking us out.
Marilyn
Her names Viv
Denny
Really, same as film
Marilyn
No it’s actually Verity but Benny went for Hollywood style, she’s not from around here, well not in last 25 years
Denny
Oh yes Viv is better than Verity, Benny got his barman, judging by your appearance his customers have had their treat.
Marilyn
Oh, yes bras off and zips right down for the tips.
Denny
Ooh, I’ve not seen them before either
Marilyn.
I like mine, good aren’t they, I’ll get the others .
she goes and gets the others and they pile in the car
Denny
So, if you want anything tell me before I stop, you 4 stay in the car dressed like you are.
Rose
Yes, you’ll get pulled for pimping at this time of night with 4 girls, lashings of lipstick and scantily dressed, well down to two pieces, knickers and a one piece zip up dress.
Denny
I ’ ll phone through for the food on second thoughts, Harry wants some as well, so were not hanging around, grab yourselves a drink in the back.
Rose
You finished the activity.
Denny
Not exactly, he seems to have a load of things for you to do tomorrow, well today now, there's 8 large crates on the deck, we had to move the boat along side the quay to get them on,
Rose
Oh right, intriguing
Denny
Also two shipping containers full of crates that we put into a warehouse around the back of the Marina, near the boat. The parrots were on great form sat on the boom squawking away at everybody, good sentries, anybody came near the quay they told them where to go.
Viv
They talk rudely these parrots.
Denny
Hardly talked at all until these three turned up at the boat, now they’re very vocal.
Marilyn
Which menu in the back Denny,
Denny
It's the mauve one, there 24 hours and Harry said go there, pick your numbers, maybe use the numbers for the state lottery after as well, save choosing them and perhaps blessed by the fortune cookies you get.
Rose
Have you got the insulation box to keep it hot?
Denny
Oh yes, I don't want you eating it in my limo, there will be noodles and rice everywhere.
Flo
Wow this place is lit up well, and quick to get to.
Denny
Everywhere is quick this time of the morning, easy parking for the limo. You’ve not been here.
Viv
Not to this China Town, just the New York one.
Denny
Here we are, right outside, hookers everywhere, early hour business. I ’ ll be 10 minutes, keep the windows shut just in case somebody gets frisky with a gun, bit of a bonus taking this limo with you four in it
Flo
Here’s the numbers, I’ve written them down.
Denny
okay, should be quick with the food as well not many deliveries at this time of night
Denny goes into the Chinese. Doors lock on the car
Viv
He ’ s thorough
Rose
He has to to be coming down here at this time, when Harry comes he has Benny and an assistant in the front.
Flo
That was quick, he ’ s got 2 chefs carrying some of the food, they ’ ll organise it in the insulation box, in the front, I ’ ll put the glass up, they get curious cause they know who it’s for.
Rose
We’ll just have to wait for ours, that’s all pre-ordered from the boat I bet, they’ll be enough for 3 days
Viv
You don't go in the limo much, certainly a posh one.
Rose
Hardly at all, normally a taxi to the marina when we go down, it ’ s easier.
Flo
Here’s comes Denny, doors have clunked open their locks.
Denny
Harry had already phoned through, good you put the glass up, there's enough for 20 people
Rose
We guessed that, he likes Chinese
Denny
Yours will be a couple of minutes they’re bringing that out so I'll get back in the front as there packing it up in the front.
Flo
I hear the clink bottles, love the rice wine.
Rose
It always the same, as soon as i get the whiff of food of spare ribs and spring rolls I become
ravenous
Denny winding down the glass
Denny
Me too, it’s only twenty minutes this time of night.
Viv
Where we’re going?
Denny
Just below little Venice, the harbour at the point, there’s a big marina at the back, I think one of the girls in the band may have a connection with it, one of the heiresses.
Flo
Between the four of them they own a lot around here.
Denny
You heard if JJ and JemJ are turning up, the tours finished.
Rose
Harry got a text so maybe, but the presidents daughters did a turn on one of their songs on TV, they weren’t bad either.
Denny
I heard about that, they met up in England a while back, when Harry dragged the first lady’s nephew out of that boat, plus the kids and the mother.
Flo
Yep we all saw that on TV, JemJ with her incredible figure diving in when the baby surfaced through the submerged hatch with Harry
Rose
Yep I think most of the US caught their breath with that one, not only the baby, so no doubt the girls will be keen to pop over as its holidays.
Viv
The president’s ones
Flo
Yep, dead cert we think, don't know about him
Denny
great here’s your food. He’s a fan of sailing of course, that’ll be a big circus if he turns up.
the limo sets off and soon arrives at the marina
Chapter 3 The Marina del rey
Denny
Its handy for everywhere here, close to the airport, Venice beach, Malibu
Viv
A big place, barriers on the gateway.
Denny
I ’ ve texted Harry so he knows we’re here, he's winching the boat back and dropping the gangway. I’ll just get through the barriers with card, that’s good, not far now.
Rose
Love this place
Denny
Your jackets and skirts are in the boot, though it ’ s warm tonight and its 2 am, so a display of knickers is not to be worried about getting on board
Rose
We ’ ll need the jackets for sure, chilly for us by the sea
Viv
How come you’ve got jackets and skirts in the back?
Rose
We have our gear on-board, we don't need much in LA, we have a jacket and a skirt to put on as it transforms us for its posh here, especially the neighbouring boats, one has a chopper on the deck.
Viv
Oh right, real money perhaps.
Denny
I like the perhaps, it’s not far now,
they arrive at the boat
Flo
Totally famished now, Subways good, Chinese is better.
Rose
Pop the trunk and we’ll get our jackets on
Denny
Will do
Rose
Ooh there’s a case of wine in here, red
Denny
He's out of wine, I'll bring that
Viv
We’re certainly only people up, so silent here after the city.
Marilyn
Yes it is Viv, there he is, the boat’s flush with the quay now as he’s winched it in, so we’re going to be able walk straight on without the gangplank.
Denny
It ’ s a lot easier with all the food and this case of wine, I'll pass it all straight to him.
Harry
Hi there you lot, have to be quiet, Mega Billions next door has his youngsters on-board, who this, somebody brought their mother .
Rose
No it's Verity, but we ’ ve gone for Viv, she found us on the Boulevard
Harry
Oh right, a story on her then, okay, pass all this stuff, get on and get below the neighbours security guard is looking across, good a case of wine Denny, see you tomorrow.
Denny
Okay Harry, when for shopping.
Harry
I think 2 pm is good, regards to the wife.
Denny
She wants to speak to you.
Harry
oh right, I remember, bring her down, I'm letting the lines out now before Mister security guard wants to join in the party he was really helpful moving the boat earlier and he ’ s bored stiff he ’ s told me,
Flo
How can he come on and do his job.
Harry
I’ve got CCTV so he can watch his boat from my salon, just pan the camera round on the remote and mine is night vision which he hasn ’ t apparently so he has to stay out .
Rose
Let’s get stuck into the food and shut the hatch,
Harry
I ’ ll get the squawkers out of my cabin when the hatch is shut, they ’ ve been excited today, I let the youngsters come on from next door to get a closer look, they were strutting up and down the boom all day . They ’ ve been asleep since 7, they ’ ll be in full flow when they see you three..
Rose
Let’s get some Chinese eaten first, before the parrots wake up hopefully
Flo
they popped in a couple of rice wines.
Harry
I'll get some ice
Rose
I ’ ll pop the cork on a bottle of this
Harry
We have red, red, red, its's all red in the case excellent wine over here so that ’ s easy, just pop anyone of those please Rose
Rose
Will do
Flo
You’re bright and breezy
Harry
I knocked a song out and a couple of pages.
Marilyn
Cool, get to look in the afternoon maybe
Harry
Maybe, so Viv, so you crashed and burned in life, I'm assuming for you found these three I sent them out on the Boulevard with flyers.
Viv.
Yep, definitely crashed.
Harry
I caused some of that crashing after JJ put that song out so not so popular to some .
Viv
Benny mentioned that
Harry
But everybody ’ s come to terms with it I hope, laying low was required, in fact I entertained a submarine at one point to live in, relatively they were not actually that expensive un-armed with the loot that was flying around for me .
Viv
You’ve got a lovely boat here
Harry.
Oh it’s enough, the UK did very nicely on my tax return last week, I contributed around 10% to the new aircraft carrier being resident in that country the year when the money rolled in from the song .
Viv
There was no way around that one?
Harry
Nope, wrote it and sung it, so I was 100% caught with that, the bands backed it, but they’re salaried by me, there expenses are huge, and 14 months touring was not cheap, chartering an airbus etc. .
Rose
Those cases on deck are coffin sized, more or less.
Harry
I know I ’ m excited as you, I’ll wait to Mega Billions has gone out for the morning.
Flo
That’s the boat name?
Harry
Yep
Rose
What do they do?
Harry
I h aven ’ t a clue, also never ask questions, I’ll leave that for you girl’s curiosity to speculate on but Mega Billions is the name of the boat, and also their race horse. The boat name is in solid gold letters supposedly, so its flash the cash.
Viv
The letters will be worth more than the boat.
Harry
apparently it’s a good way of keeping your assets, there’s a few have gold name plates in 20 inch gold letters, nobody suspects there gold of course , I've known a boat whose name plates were estimated at 300 million ,
Rose
Aren ’ t you flashing the cash with this?
Harry
Well I live on this plus it was second hand, so I hope not, not my thing flash, the limo is hired
Marilyn
Yeah, your name plate is in plastic.
Viv
What’s the name of this one?
Harry
The Boat,
Rose
IT’s not ostentatious at all, the Chinese is impeccable from that place,
Harry
This wine from them is not so bad either.
Flo
Yep sleep time will creep up with the food and wine.
Harry
Yep it’s coming up to 3 am, it’ll start getting light in an hour, glad those birds stayed asleep when I moved them.
Chapter 4 late morning, on The Boat
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Harry
Wakey-wakey you three, almost time for a coffee, it ’ s 11 and the percolator is on
Rose
I'm still asleep, it ’ s only 11, what ’ s the hurry?
Flo
Me too
Harry
Mega Billions has just gone out and I want to split open the crates and pass you the bodies through the hatch.
Marilyn
The what!
Harry
Thought that would wake you up, they’re sort of prosthetic bodies the complete thing. Carbon fibre and rubber mix so flexible but stiff.
Rose
Mannequins on new a level, real life texture, I'm guessing cause you want us to go shopping to get them clothes, now it makes sense. So, what there ’ s function.
Harry
The ultimate sexual device.
Rose
New it, as soon as you saw 50 shades of Grey on cable you had a pensive thought, we watched it with you, doesn ’ t take much to get your clock ticking, so you got these made in four months, I suppose you would, the technology is out there.
Harry
The technicians are coming to program the voices, voice recognition so they answer back.
Rose
Where from?
Harry
Taiwan, the bodies were made in Malaysia, body parts in Korea with help of Japanese .
Marilyn
Body parts?
Harry
Boobs and vaginas, you have a selection for what your preference is.
Rose
Oh right, build yourself a perfect sex doll, certainly got a whole lot of imagination to come up with this
Harry
You can control the sensations with blue tooth, go from 1 minute to 45 minutes the climax , then the tits have low voltage sensations to raise up your senses exhilarate the experience.
Flo
Puts plug and play to a whole new level, gonna to be the most popular thing for men since cable soccer came out, its gonna be on every 14 year old boys upwards Xmas list, electric doll , the dykes will love it as well, and your parrots will be talking all day to them. Puts a whole new dimension to having a threesome.
Harry
So you thinks it’s good.
Flo
I think it ’ s awesome, and of course you can dress them up posh or slutty if they are life like enough, and no doubt change their languages. Certainly will change people’s lifestyles. It ’ s legal?
Harry
Yep, might upset a few religions
Rose
U pset the divorce lawyers for sure, there mostly be out of work with the perfect women on standby, ‘sorry darling not in the mood tonight go and bang the Dolly, i ’ ll watch of course. ’ Do they kiss?
Harry
Not yet, lips are in development an attachment adaptor is fitted, getting the mouth to move was a difficult one, so a very fine material