Mr Incredible (NHB Modern Plays)
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Adam is single. He doesn't like it. He misses Holly. He deserves Holly. Doesn't he?
Mr Incredible was selected for the 2016 VAULT Festival, London. It is also available in the volume Plays from VAULT.
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Mr Incredible (NHB Modern Plays) - Camilla Whitehill
‘Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.’
Margaret Atwood
‘If the complainant (I do not refer to her as the victim) was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or both, when she was ‘raped’, this provides the accused with a complete defence. End of story and a victory for fairness, moderation and common sense!’
Top UK barrister David Osborne, in a blog post entitled ‘She Was Gagging For It’, February 2015
Acknowledgements
I would like to thank Marina at Underbelly, Polaroid Theatre, Fine Mess Theatre, Jean Kitson at Kitson Press Associates, and the wonderful Mat, Tim and Andy from VAULT Festival for their help and support.
C.W.
Mr Incredible was first performed at VAULT Festival, London, on 10 February 2016, with the following cast:
Scene One
Nobody on stage. A chair with a jacket thrown over it. ‘The Power of Goodbye’ by Madonna plays over and over again on a thirty-second loop.
ADAM FREEMAN, thirty-one, comes on, adjusting his belt. He notices the music and rushes over to grab his phone out of his jacket pocket. He presses a button. The music stops.
Awkward pause.
Haha, sorry about that, that er
Haha
Did that, um
Was that playing for long?
He checks the screen.
Oh, eight missed calls. That’s good. Just eight. Just eight looped choruses of ‘The Power of Goodbye’
Which, is clearly
My ringtone
Bet you didn’t know people still had songs as their ringtones, but, yep. Still very popular amongst thirteen-year-old girls and… me.
It reminds me of Holly
…I thought that would be a good excuse but actually it’s just made it even sadder hasn’t it
Got to keep it on silent. Last week it started playing in the dairy aisle at Tesco. I just acted like it wasn’t me and pretended to be very interested in the soft cheeses.
Nice loos
By the way
Very nice. Cowshed. You can tell a lot about a company from the quality of their hand soap.
Sometimes it looks like fancy soap then you inspect it and you realise it’s like, Morrison’s own brand and you think, what are these people trying to hide
Anyway, sorry about that, I just suddenly realised that if I didn’t go for a wee immediately something bad was going to happen. Crept up on me.
You were saying, er, what you were saying, sounds good.
Very… good. Encouraging, even. I’m, er, I’m not that um
It’s funny being here
Not funny, ha-ha, it’s funny, unexpected. I’m not totally sure what to say. I’m usually great at talking, I talk a lot, Holly used to say I could talk my way out of an al-Qaeda beheading, nice image
Holly was the one who got me deeply into Madonna’s back catalogue, specifically the Ray of Light album, which before you judge, is really
She told me one night that it was her favourite album of all time, and I really took the piss, so she made me get stoned with her and listen to it on repeat, and it turned out she was right, it is incredible and I was wrong. ‘Frozen’, mate.