A Californian Girl Series

By Paul Stansby

Previously in five single editions, now in one volume, all titles features on the front cover

• Language: English
• Publisher: Paul Stansby
• Release date: Jul 20, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005423469

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Part One .  Pretty, Hot & Sassy.  & ....?

    Chapter One Two girls flat sharing in LA

    ' There’s a c ompetition, Lucy, for girls’

‘That means wearing skimpy bikinis while people leer and ogle at us Kirsty’

‘Get’s us noticed’

‘The competition for getting noticed is rather fierce on the beach, agent’s talent scouts are always hanging out for next best ass and tits around’

‘It’s not on the beach, and its says after the introductions all successful applicants who are selected to compete receive a minimum payment of 250.00 dollars’

‘That’s means a queue around the block and down the street.

‘An occasion to dress up real mean’

‘So what is the competition’

‘Girls wanted, no talent required, uh uh, people need to see you so you can show off your best attributes, so dress up and look special rather than everyday slopping around’

‘Does it mention what type of girls, looking slutty is my favourite’

‘Pretty girls, hot girls, sassy girls and ……….?

‘Surprise them I think, us girls come in various forms and aspects which we cultivate, cute and elegant, domineering, dancing and singing girls, party girls, smart girls; it’s a long list, like going into a car show room and saying I want this model with a white body, red wings and double baffles for a throaty sound’

‘A good roar on arrival, which makes for a good indication of what’s possibly going to happen later’

‘Uh huh, ever hopeful, I think the metal chariot holds far more excitement, and for a far longer duration Kirsty’

‘So we’ll be entertained by a string of fancy cars parked along the avenue, the men get to see the meat an we get see the metal’

‘The shorts will be very short digging high up into the crevices of our thighs, but I’ll be going in something elegant, with a hat and wearing heels, old style, classic and vintage, where is it’

‘At the Rum & Lime

‘Great, that’s a rare occasion place to go, posh with three dance floors and two swimming pools and sublime cocktails which almost cost as much as day’s wages, no doubt it’ll be open and packed too as we all slip in there and go through for our viewings’

‘Maybe there’s a few lines to say’

‘That’ll be later, first we gotta look right, the lines if any will appear later for they will need to suit us and we them for our portrayal of any such script, of course we’re assuming it’s a film, maybe another angle’

‘A mystery which entices us more to go along as we’re curios creatures’

‘We get more so as well, I get at least thirty minutes from my great grandma as to what I’m up too and all that’s being going on, not a lot happens to them at their age what they don’t seem to realise there’s not so much going on at our age nowadays’

‘The days fo vibrant youth and going out every night blowing your mind has long gone’

‘Yep, we remote socialise on the internet in our jogging bottoms and our tight T shirts which we would never dare to wear out in the open, Kirsty’

‘Little effort required’

      Chapter Two. The Rum & Lime Nightclub

      Lucy

‘There are so many girls in LA’

Kirsty

‘There’s no shortage of us for sure, I think this crowd may represent California, sure one way to fill a nightclub’

Lucy

‘At least five fold, it’s around six thousand capacity too, we’ll be camping out, so glad I’m wearing trainers, my shoes are in my bag’

Kirsty

‘An all nighter?’

Lucy

‘Until our phones run down’

Kirsty

‘We’ve done it before for Rock Concerts so first in gets you down the front’

Lucy

‘All part and parcel of the event, interaction with fellow fans and sharing each others life’s experiences’

Kirsty

‘We must put this on our phones, we were here and look back on it in twenty years as our youth and vigour is rapidly going away’

Lucy

‘Clapped out in need of rebuild and service, we’ll be down the plastic surgeons to tweak us which we now mock, at least we’re differently dressed’

Kirsty

‘Yep, we’re in our great grandma’s clothes which pleased them no end us raiding their wardrobes and trying them all on, I wonder if we’re going to hoard all our clothes’

Lucy

‘We’re positively old looking in our attire, just our youthful figures and faces giving us away, just transport back to the time warp of the fifties and we’ll fit right in, ah somebody walking down the line in a suit’

Kirsty

‘Men in black attire, positively sweet for our eyes, now if he was ours we would never let him out, unaccompanied’

Lucy

‘I think so, our possessive traits would rear up from our inner depths, my hearts fluttering’

Kirsty

‘You’re sexual hormones turning full on does that, derails the brain function in women for moments, ah he coming up to us’

Doorman

‘Hi, you’re being asked to come along, the Boss has CCTV on the other side of the street so he can survey the queue and zoom in on anybody standing out, your outfits are good’

Kirsty

‘At least its not about the best legs, ass and tits’

Doorman

‘That’s for the beach and stage, so the rest are still in with a chance, he’ll explain, well the producers will, the Boss keeps a distant, unseen’

Kirsty

‘Ah, it’s a film’

Doorman

‘Series’

Kirsty

‘Regular work, that would be a novelty for us’

Doorman

‘Not so much around for the youths of today to do, at least you’re spared doing mundane jobs as those are done by the desperate and so called immigrants from afar working on the black’

Kirsty

‘Its all old money, our grandma’s and great one's supplement us, they bought shares and bonds  like a zillion years ago so now have veritable fortunes and generously supplement us’

Doorman

‘They may as well give it to you now, if they die with it you loose around half of it’

Lucy

‘Oh they’re generous enough, so we follow you, lots death like stares from people in the queues’

Doorman

‘A jealous bunch when put to the test, we get some sensational cat fights as we call them in the nightclub, nails should be classified as dangerous weapons, we’ve experienced some real nasty gouges’

Lucy

‘We kick well too, how about the ones on crack’

Doorman

‘We chloroform those and lock them in a room’

Kirsty

‘Strange life’

Doorman

‘Nought as queer folks and nightclubs all genres appear not forgetting the ones in illegal activities’

Lucy

‘They’re everywhere, so many conn artists on the internet, gambling scams and those providing sexual encounters as such are many’

Doorman

‘Aye an introduction to one on a dating line can leave you being fleeced within a year as you fall into a romantic liaison, folks are stupid and naive to persons who are out for profit and gain’

Kirsty

‘They make films about it’

Doorman

‘In one ear and out of the year, people only wish to see what they want to, and those nefarious folks out there on the Net know that love is blind.’

Kirsty

‘We’re not interested in long term relationships or children at all’

Doorman

‘A good way to be, Bob Dylan sang about the times are changing, now they’ve changed, last year we were closed down for six months with the world health crisis, divorces topped eighty per cent after that and I think they were more deaths with gun fights within the home and with neighbours than during the virus in the States’

Lucy

‘It was almost an apocalypse’

Doorman

‘People went stir crazy, the governments were so unprepared around the world, there naivety was immense, the world should have gone into self isolation as soon as it appeared in China, total control of the situation should have happened, when you have fire you put it out and don’t leave it smouldering away to spread further’

Kirsty

‘Too many profiteers seeking their piece of the cake on the worlds stage’

Doorman

‘That we know, what could have one month lasted six, and it was supposedly space visitors still unknown to us that sussed it out in day or two’

Kirsty

‘A planet in distress, Spanish flue resulted in one percent of the population dying and lasted two years one hundred years ago’

Door

‘We were let off considerably in that aspect, one per cent of the current population is a lot of people, around seventy million, but just where are putting these extra people anyway, okay though here, they’re certainly out today, a perverts paradise, no need to go searching for the online fetiches today, just drive along the avenue’

Kirsty

‘A curb crawl’

Doorman

‘There’s a twenty mile an hour speed minimum enforced along this avenue’

Kirsty

‘There’s a dress code for the club’

Doorman

‘It’s not needed, too posh, sluts stand out a mile and everybody distances themselves from them as if they were germs. Hi here are these two the boss spotted’

Receptionist

‘Thank you James, you two are privileged, Boss’s orders, lovely outfits’

Lucy

‘We’d like to think so’

Receptionist on the intercom

‘Hi, the two girls with actually some clothes on are here, well dressed, anybody would think we were looking for talent to shoot a porno, yep I will, you two just go through, they’ll see how you come up on the cameras, if you fail you’ll be most likely be hired for wardrobe

Producer One

‘Great, I’m Janine girls, Jeremy to my left and Lucinda to my right, the cameras are rolling so tell us about yourselves for five minutes and walk around side to side and in front of us, walk naturally no strutting or posing’

Five minutes later

Producer one Janine

‘What did you think Jeremy, you were getting some still shots so must be enthusiastic’

Jeremy

‘I myself think they’re perfect, ah the buzzer, you get to see the Boss, he’s like the unseen Charlie in Charlie’s Angels, we have though, yep the green light is on the door for you to go upstairs’

The two girls go up the stairs

Boss

‘Ah, yes, Lucy and Kirsty, one of your grandma’s I knew back in my halcyons days of youth, well I knew both of them as we hung out together, only had a fling with one though, one emailed me about you coming down with your photos, sit down before you faint please’

Lucy

You’re like the most famous person we’ve ever met, you’ve around ten oscars on the shelf,

I’m feeling very hot, have we gone red’

Boss

‘Scarlet would be a good term,

Kirsty

‘I’m hot too, perspiring, can I get a drink of water’

Boss

‘Help yourself, then sit down’

Lucy

‘We’ve suddenly become very excited, there’s not much to get excited about at the moment after the financial meltdown caused by the virus last year’

Boss

‘No there isn’t, most people ran on what I term as fresh air with enormous loans that propped the various manufacturing industries, the money is still there but a few are taking the plunge and are playing safe now’

Kirsty

‘Who knows when the next one is around the corner’

Boss

‘Exactly, so causing most to back off from the generous offers by governments to rekindle people’s capitalist attitudes to living, of course we notice they don’t cut back on their top heavy administrations and most of the advisors turned out not to be so good at it are still there’

Kirsty

‘People worked out how to manage on very little and got new values in life and living’

Boss

‘Frugality refreshed the soul, keep your ad blockers on when surfing the internet and your TV off any advertising channels, I hadn’t realised how the brain was influenced when watching TV or a movie, that’s if you manage to stay awake, for it drops it barriers as it relaxes’

Lucy

‘Why all the girls today, no boys’

Boss

‘A new daily series, there will be boys don’t worry, interactions and romance between thirteen to thirty is so viral, it’s a lot more virulent than any virus, as I was looking for a fourth group, and I think I’ve found it with you two, sophisticated girls which your grandma’s were so a hunch a bet on the throw down on genes form them that always seem to bypass a generation that you would be or aspire to be’

Kirsty

‘Like Friends or Big Bang

Boss

‘No, any comparisons to be made would be Mean Girls , it be centred around four groups of girls in their day to day lives, starting before the Mean Girls age for younger appeal, then college, after college then to what I term as the getting serious stage in life, planning and the setting up home stage so its all about characters and those three previously mentioned shows had them, well one was a film’

Lucy

‘How about "Gossip Girl’

Boss

‘Very clever concept with amazing scripts and an amazing girl who kept it together, a very fortunate find who had a lovely lilt to her voice’

Lucy

‘So a Blake Lively fan. We are’

Boss

‘I do admit to seeing all her films, I managed Gossip Girl to season three’

Lucy

‘Oh we did all the seasons.’

Kirsty

‘So how would you run them’

Boss

‘Not daily, Tuesday to Friday and an omnibus on Saturday, not to conflict with Sunday sport and giving it a two day break, so set off with Pretty Girls, fifteen to eighteen, then Hot Girls at the beginning of college and through it, after college Sassy Girls who are sussing out life and making their own strides forward in life, then Sophisticated Girls as new ideals and notions of homemaking arrive to their heads’

Kirsty

‘Our eventual female destination, women, no teenagers here’

Boss

‘They arrive with aspiring mothers who wish there offspring to succeed on stage and screen, very a few teens are pushy enough so need self propelling which works in general’

Lucy

‘So it’s makes for a really long queue’

Boss

‘Fearsome forty year to fifty year old women with more axes to grind than they are chainsaws in Texas’

Lucy

‘Are there actually a lot of chainsaws in Texas?’

Boss

‘I have it on good authority there still are, I could have said guns, most people have those in Texas too, ah but no queue though if there were individual appointments which would be termed as auditions, the problem with that is persons chosen at their age would need to achieve their own characters otherwise it messes with their own true character to me as they’re still developing, so with a script prepared under the auspices of mum would not be true for you’re getting the mum more and not the girl ’

Lucy

‘Hence the term like mother like daughter.’

Boss

‘Indeed a mother’s influence can be a lot, I think if affordable boarding school is ideal for girls, that’s a matter of opinion, I know you two went to weekly boarding’

Kirsty

’So that’s an influence in your selection of possible actors’

Boss

‘Immensely’

Kirsty

‘So where and how would you shoot this weekly instalment’

Boss

‘At weekends mainly, whoever get’s selected all get sent to a school I know who will allow me to shoot during the day and at weekends, I pay of course’

Kirsty

‘Oops, asking questions, you’re meant to be asking us questions’

Boss

‘I’m rather up to date on you two via relevant grandma’s, so seeing you in the flesh has nailed it on the head for you two, limo’s waiting and so are you grandma’s for lunch, I just hope the countless stories about the good old days won’t bore you to death.’

Lucy

‘We’ll be intrigued, I expect you have a thousand stories too’

Kirsty

‘Of course he does, he writes them silly, so the financial meltdown didn’t effect you’

Boss

‘No, I made a packet on the downloads of my stories with all the self isolating, so presently have the top ten downloads from last year in various stages of film production’

Kirsty

‘So how’s that work now with so many people keeping to small groups nowadays’

Boss

‘Whether Cinema remains a thing of the past remains to be seen and there’s still few films to be shown as all productions were cancelled last year so there was nothing much to reopen with’

Lucy

‘The regular income disappeared from them’

Boss

‘Disappeared from everything, bar a few fortunates like myself and the drug companies who benefitted as there became a psychological pandemic with all the paranoid and hypochondriacs  the virus created, there were long queues at the dispensing chemists’

Kirsty

‘People are still really keen too, the vitamin supplement shops are doing well, keep well with sprays and herbs’

Boss

‘I do like the sprays, they work so well and the body absorbs them at a ease through the day, I’m surprised we just kept to pills and injections for so long’

Kirsty

‘Did you, by any chance, encounter that supposed space visitor?’

Boss

‘A trillions of dollars question which I will keep you in suspense with as I’m not answering it, it was a nasal spray that sorted the virus out too, snorting was reasonably popular in California and now its really popular, they actually cottoned on to the fact with the virus that as you inhaled that the best way to knock it on the head was to inhale the antidote, wham bang, gone in an instant, couple of days for us oldies though, required more snorting’

Kirsty

‘Ah, you’re donning glasses, hat and beard’

Boss’

‘I am, I’ve three different styles of beards, four hats and countless shades, so a quick character change and now time to go’

Chapter Three Lunchtime

      Boss

‘Here we are’

Kirsty

‘Ooh, now really glad we’re dressed up’

Boss

‘They don’t allow asses being squeezed onto display by tight shorts or braless girls with nipples