Fifty Sheds of Grey: Three in a Shed
By C.T. Grey
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'Which whip today?' she rasped, tightly clad in black leather.
'I don't know,' I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch.'
In Three in a Shed, the pulsating climax to the bestselling trowel-egy Fifty Sheds of Grey, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidentally mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors -- the sophisticated cougar (or whatever the British equivalent is -- a badger?) -- who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love -- his shed?
C.T. Grey
Colin Trevor 'C.T.' Grey is a keen gardener from the Cotwolds. He lives with his wife, Christina.
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Fifty Sheds of Grey - C.T. Grey
To Charlotte for the foundations, Dawn for the foliage and Sheldon for the amusing water feature.
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Fifty Sheds of Grey: Three in a Shed
I stand alone in my garden. How has it come to this? No women, no dignity and, worst of all, no shed!
Things were so different just a year ago, before I made a suggestion that would change my life for ever. A suggestion that would bring untold pleasure and untold pain . . .
‘So . . .’ I asked again, nervously, ‘What do you think?’
I stared at Lady Christina and my estranged wife, Brenda. Lady Christina stared at me and Brenda. Brenda stared out of the window.
‘It was just a thought,’ I said, innocently. ‘To keep everyone . . . happy? Kind of a ménage a trois? Or in this case, a cabane a trois.’ I swept my arm around the shed to emphasize my point, as dramatically as I could with my arms still bound to the chair.
Finally someone replied.
‘That’s outrageous!’ said Lady Christina. ‘It’s disgusting and immoral!’ She paused. ‘I like it.’
Brenda slowly turned her face from the window. It wore a