Horse of a Different Color

By Vince Iuliano

(sequel to Last Will & Testicle)

This is it! The long anticipated sequel to the popular "Last Will and Testicle";  you don't need to have read that tale to appreciate this one. This is the story of a kleptomaniac : a man who steals for no reason other than the thrill. A light, short read -- perfect for a sunny afternoon or a trip to the beach. From the same author of the upcoming 'How to Have Amazing Sex (All by Yourself)' ...Light crime fiction never had it so good (with apologies and great respect to Donald E. Westlake)

• Language: English
• Publisher: Vince Iuliano
• Release date: Sep 22, 2016
• ISBN: 9781536527001

Vince Iuliano

Freelance writer. Staunch crusader for truth, justice and the American Way..(writes under various names. You could be reading me right now, and not know it!)

Book preview

1.

I was living out of a bag. Readers of my last story will not be surprised to learn that my wife left me (kid in tow), and I was forced from my comfortable house to living in a fleabag motel.

Snot happens. Shows you how badly life can turn on a whim. I was no career criminal. Haven’t you ever just wanted to steal something for no possible reason?

Well, it had backfired. Badly. So now I was back to square one: no cushy jobs, no comfortable bed, no sleek ride, and no prospects. I had finally discovered a way to turn back the clock: I was fourteen again.

First things first. My lumpy, bug-infested bed turned on whether or not I could afford to pay for it. At this time, I could not. Finding a job was priority one.

Obviously I wasn’t going to step back into my office suite with all the perks I’d once enjoyed, but neither was I going to for job slinging fries and hash browns.

Something in the middle; a comfortable balance would fit the bill.

I got an interview with Adjective! which was a new hotshot advertising agency in town. I was supposed to meet with the company’s CEO