Love in the LOFT

“As you might have read in the papers or heard on the television every five minutes, these are unprecedented times. Our lives, we are told, will never be quite the same again. Certainly I’ll never forget the sight of Mr Dear yesterday, skipping in the garden with a piece of electric cable that he’d cut to length.

‘What on Earth are you doing with that piece of cable?’

‘What does it look like? I’m skipping to stay fit. It’s important to stay fit – it’s good