Towerld Level 0015: The Rough Wedding Signals the Tough Times Ahead

By Doctor Deicide

Now that the Raccoon Rescue Rally is over, the much-anticipated public wedding ceremony comes next.

The Wild Cards (the Fay Ministress and Benny_2319) seem to want to speak to Towbie the Twisted about the issue pertaining to the reason for their having been the spies. Do they have any reason to have anything to do with the Pluck Princess and her friends? The diva is all ears for what they want to confess.

Under the watch of the Stairway Shieldian doing a part-time job out of his profession, the wedding ceremony commences.

Hector_1304 is polygamously engaged to Wendy and Ephemera. Which of the brides will he kiss first during the oath of marriage? Whom will he give the bridal lift to? In order to deal with the issue pertaining to how to prioritize the treatment of his brides, he has a trick up his sleeves.

The Pluck Princess will give her groom, Towbie, a memorable “smack” that may signal what awaits their married life and the destiny of the grand caravan to the trade tier.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jan 7, 2018
• ISBN: 9781387498130

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Towerld Level 0015: The Rough Wedding Signals the Tough Times Ahead

Towerld Level 0015: The Rough Wedding Signals the Tough Times Ahead

Written by Doctor Deicide

Cover illustration by Polka D

Cover design by Tanya

Copyright © 2018 Doctor Deicide / The BBB: Breakthrough Bandwagon Books

All rights reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-387-49813-0

Part One

--- 01 ---

While so many people were watching the show, Wendy convincingly neutralized Prop-Alla-Din, which had been deemed intimidating, imposing, and invincible. I no longer have any idea of for how long the entire Barrier-free Bowl has been encased in the excitement and the blast of the cheers. It appears to develop into a jolly riot of some sort at any moment.

As the crowd continues to scream Wendy’s name and sings the improvised songs to pay tribute to her, I am standing on the field and getting ready for what is coming up next. The Raccoon Rescue Rally is over. I, Hector_1304, am the winner of the event. The improvised deuce spot, which was going to become the introduction ceremony of the not-so-secret weapon (Prop-Alla-Din), ended up bringing out a star squirrel to the denizens of Towerld.

The mass wedding ceremony is scheduled to come up next. Who are getting married? Towbie Rhoentey Malgrokk, the Twisted Tyrant is making Mary Teana Blockheart (the Pluck Princess) his wife forcefully (with apparent political intentions that are complex and intertwined with each other). Then, I get to be with Wendy and Ephemera (a slave lady) in a polygamous marriage.

Come to think of it, Ephemera will be released from her slave status, once she becomes one of my wives, right? Will she be sold as a slave, once we reach the trade tier? Whatever will happen to the marriage contract at that point? I came up with the idea of polygamy in the heat of the moment, out of desperation, without thinking too much about it. (I had no time for contemplation.) I have to spend time to reevaluate my actions later.

The crowd wants to spectate the group wedding ceremony, and they have not left the arena even after the Raccoon Rescue Rally ended. Are they that much interested in the wedding ceremony? Which couple to wed are they more interested in? Are they looking forward to appreciating the Pluck Princess, the very popular musician, in her wedding dress? Are they curious of how the raccoon girl, whose popularity is rising suddenly, will look like in the ceremony? No, do not tell me that Wendy will attend the marriage event with her raccoon suit on. Actually, with the paint on her face, she may end up looking better that way. Will I become something other than a mere human, once I get married to a raccoon?

--- 02 ---

Until a moment ago, mobile steel fences linked with steel chains had been placed on the field, to isolate what was suddenly becoming the sacrificial meat for the deuce spot of the event. The mobile fences are all cleared away by the Toolants, Tool-oopers, or Convertants.

A dark-brown colossal conic structure with the stepped slope is standing loftily in the middle of the field. It is also known as the wedding cake. On one of the steps, the Stairway Shieldian is sitting. He was one of the participants for the Raccoon Rescue Rally, and his victory was within the reach at one point, only to miss the opportunity. I still do not know if it was a part of his acting as a loser of the event. By the way, on his favorite terrain named stairs, did he not beat the stuffing out of the Detachables?

LeMarr the Arms and Belestekoff the Legs are laid on the loading platform of a self-propelled wagon. They are probably being carried to the medical facility. They are so badly damaged that they are not even flinching a bit. Are they going to be sidelined for such a long time, like the Theriocephalic Thugs? That reminds me. I wonder if those beast-headed goons are still injured. Whoever beat the living stuffing out of Sus Scrofa (swine head) and his teammates has got to be such a bad ass, I mean, donkey.

Immobilized Prop-Alla-Din is on the loading platform of another self-propelled wagon. The glue bombs tossed by Wendy rendered the propellers useless, and the meat-grinding menace is just a steel box of no practical uses. He is helpless, and has his steel mask taken off. I cannot quite see from this angle what kind of face the operator of the mean mincing machine possesses. Wendy is getting on the same platform, and talking to the operator (named Zirsklogte Naledem) to tend him. I do not know what she is saying to him. I am sure that the very sight of the raccoon girl, who had been the target, talking to the helpless operator up close has got to be quite unique. He might be getting confused. However, on the other hand, such a charming girl talking to him should not make him feel too bad, no matter what the circumstances had been. Whether she had been a target or not should not matter too much. My master, or my bride-to-be, is a possessor of such a kind heart, to the level that she is actually worrying about the one who had been targeting her. After all, she is accepting my proposal of the polygamous marriage.

Wendy is getting off the loading platform, and is walking toward me. The nest-headed Benny_2319, who had just barely survived the improvised public execution and has been showing the sign of fatigue, is on her wobbly feet, and getting closer to me. Does she have anything to say to me? As I take a look at a different direction, I see one-half of the Wild Cards (the Fay Ministress), who had been separated by the mobile fence from her teammate during what was supposed to become the showoff ceremony of Prop-Alla-Din, and she is trying to join her teammate. So, are the members of the Wild Cards going to wait on the field with me to get ready for what is coming up next?

--- 03 ---

Towbie the Twisted is managing the Raccoon Rescue Rally and the upcoming group wedding ceremony. I think that he is going to command us to do this and that. We have to wait, and listen to what he speaks. We are waiting for the wicked wheeler-dealer to come down to this field with his minions, while bringing the Pluck Princess and Ephemera.

I think he has something to tell to the Stairway Shieldian as well. The master on the stairs surely does not