101 Amazing Scenarios That Test Your Ethical Boundaries: IN THE BEGINNING, #0.1

By Maximo Montoya

                                                                                                                                                INTRODUCTION

 

Thank you for purchasing "101 Amazing Scenarios to Test Your Ethical Boundaries." Has there been something you promised yourself that you would never do under any circumstance? Does virtue, ethics, and standards hold up when your back is against the wall? How well do you know the people closest to you, and how they will respond when presented with a life and death choice?  This book is skillfully designed to tear down the walls of ethics that surround you, blur the lines you wouldn't dare cross, and nudge you far out of your comfort zones. Whether you are alone, at a party with friends, or spending time with loved ones, this book will cover dozens of different scenarios perfectly created to keep your excitement level rocketing upwards as you make weighty decisions that have consequences. Sometimes in life you have to choose between difficult and less than ideal situations. You also realize that NOT making a choice has consequences as well. I assure you that this amazing journey will leave your hearts racing, your guests engaged, and everyone filled with nervous anticipation. Here we go!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Maximo Montoya
• Release date: Aug 31, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393540748

Maximo Montoya

Maximo resides in a well-maintained igloo located in the Saharan Desert. He enjoys his life on the unbeaten paths strewn with corpses of mundain and unoriginal authors. He trods with heavy army boots as he treads and stomps through the daffodils. He is able to easily finish a side of bovine in less than 30 minutes---raw----chased down by a six pack of diet soda.  Always up for the latest challenges thrown at him by neerdowells and geeks from all corners of the globe, his synapses always fire10 times faster than the average homosapien. He has no downtime as he spends his busy time counting newly formed stars in distant galaxies.  He looks forward to creating more scenarios for you average humans. You don't  need to verbally thank him because he can already read your minds.

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101 Amazing Scenarios to Test Your Ethical Boundaries

VOLUME 1

By

Maximo Montoya

INTRODUCTION

Thank you for purchasing 101 Amazing Scenarios to Test Your Ethical Boundaries. Has there been something you promised yourself that you would never do under any circumstance? Does virtue, ethics, and standards hold up when your back is against the wall? How well do you know the people closest to you, and how they will respond when presented with a life and death choice?  This book is skillfully designed to tear down the walls of ethics that surround you, blur the lines you wouldn’t dare cross, and nudge you far out of your comfort zones. Whether you are alone, at a party with friends, or spending time with loved ones, this book will cover dozens of different scenarios perfectly created to keep your excitement level rocketing upwards as you make weighty decisions that have consequences. Sometimes in life you have to choose between difficult and less than ideal situations. You also realize that NOT making a choice has consequences as well. I assure you that this amazing journey will leave your hearts racing, your guests engaged, and everyone filled with nervous anticipation. Here we go!

.CHAPTER 1

#1 CLOTHING AND CLOWN SHOES

Either wear a massive black Afro wig, sandpaper lined underwear, have your clothes fit 3 sizes too small, and traipse around in purple, 12inch high, platform shoes.

OR

Wear a massive orange Afro wig, poison ivy laced underwear, your clothes 5 sizes too big, and large clown shoes. These wardrobe choices must be for life.

#2 NAMES AND POOP

Either have double DD implants (for men)/ Have a Quasimodo hunch back (for women), and have all your teeth removed (no implants or dentures allowed).

OR

Permanently change your name to SHIT FOR BRAINS, name your offspring SHIT FOR BRAINS, Jr. & SHIT FOR BRAINS the 3rd , and eat a full pound of dog poop.

#3 HOMELESS AND ON YOUR DAMN KNEES

Blow a 7foot guy (until climax) who hasn’t taken a bath in 5 years.

OR

Blow a 1.5ton Clydesdale horse until climax.

#4 MONEY AND DONATIONS

Steal all the social security checks from 1,000 low income elderly retirees, who live on their own, for an entire year.

OR

Steal all the donated monies from 10 charities who fund shelters for battered and abused women and children for an entire year. No one will know it was you in both scenarios.

#5 POLITICS AND OBEDIENCE

Either kneel with total deference before Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton (choose the one you like the least) and say, I kneel before your majesty and proclaim my undying love and total obedience. You then proceed to kiss their feet, pledge to handwash their undergarments for life, wipe their butts after every movement, and toss red rose petals in front of them on the ground everywhere they go. You have a 50 percent chance of getting an out by spinning the wheel at a roulette table. If the ball lands on RED, you are hereby released forthwith from the above lifelong responsibilities and are given a hefty sum of $5 million a year for life. However, if the ball lands on BLACK you must be an indentured servant for life and have 1 big toe surgically removed and also 1 thumb.

#6 IMMIGRANTS AND YOUR PAYCHECKS

Have an illegal, undocumented immigrant, who doesn’t speak your native language, break into your abode while you are at work. Over the course of the next 12 days...11 more break in, which makes 12 people who have taken refuge within your 4 walls. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it as you are required to feed, clothe, and take care of all requisite medical expenses. Every morning they each take a turn bitch slapping you as hard as they can before you go to work. They are your permanent guests for life, and you may not sell your home or move—ever. You’re only out is to move out of the country permanently and never return. Once arriving in the foreign country, not of your choosing, you then begin a new found life as a homeless person who is urinated on every morning by the town drunk.

OR

Donate 75 percent of your paycheck, including