How to Select a Compatible Mate
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How to select a compatible mate is a remarkable funny guidebook which humorously caters to the lonely hearts, both male and female. Seeking high and low to find that special individual can become mentally exhausting.
Also, lets not forget those who have been deeply hurt and lied to most of their lives; and the gold-digger’s that rear their ugly heads to stake claim on some hapless soul.
With my funny guidebook, the single person can work on and develop strategies now with ease! You may be walking down the street headed to a neighborhood store, going to the post office, at the pet store getting dog food, buying yourself some liquor or to any other area where folks mingle.
Say you’re a guy and you spot a pretty woman in the area, or maybe walking along the beach. Once noticing her, you’d spend a good amount of time thinking of what to say.
It takes you a while to get up the nerve to approach her because due to numerous past rejections, you haven’t been feeling too good about yourself.
Next, you would then start thinking of every excuse about what could go wrong. “She’s too gorgeous for me.” "I don’t stand a chance." or “Maybe that’s really not a woman."
Now after using the tools here and following what’s offered to you, it’s full steam ahead! No way can you fail. You’ll walk with pride. Head held high. You have much more confidence. Your game plan is well into place! You’re ready to go out into the world and get any person you want!
So guys & girls, don’t spend anymore weekend night’s alone staring at your cell phone waiting for a text message or wishing it would ring. Your friends will call wanting you to hang out with them, but you know it’s only because they feel sorry for you. They hate seeing you alone!
You want a mate! A good male companion. Someone you can call a friend! (you know you have to become friends first before ‘lovers’).
So remember, if you are seriously hunting for that special someone, then you need to know everything you can about your prey. Make your best shot count! Bag the best one you can!!
Now with all this valuable content you’ve discovered in 'How to Select a Compatible Mate' and a well thought out plan of action, any man or woman could be yours
Ronald Kennedy
Hello Everyone, I’m Ronald J. Kennedy from Torrance, California and the author and Illustrator of: ‘How to Select a Compatible Mate.’ I wrote this book with the single person in mind. If you're a single individual venturing out into the mysterious world of dating, It's good to have a heads up on what to expect. My own wacky way of showcasing profiles are displayed here. Profiles of folks you'd most likely be better off steering clear of.Sometime you hear people say; ‘Everybody needs love!’ Back in the day, the rebel cry was ‘Make Love, Not War.’ When I was a young buck, I know I had my share of the young ladies and made a lot of love. I was a regular ladies man! I had friends that would hang around me just so they can meet women!You've always felt laughter is the best medicine. Hopefully, my book will take your mind off into a funny dimension, even if for a moment, and away from all the crap you see, hear or read about on a daily basis.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5a very nice book...very informative...not boring and author have sense of humor.God bless you sir...
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How to Select a Compatible Mate - Ronald Kennedy
How to Select a Compatible Mate
By Ronald Johnson Kennedy
Copyright 2001 Ronald J Kennedy
Published by Ronald Johnson Kennedy @ Smashwords
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Men. Women. Love. Marriage. I’m also completely aware it could easily be man. man. woman. woman. But regardless of sexual preference, society has long dictated that in order to build a successful relationship, complete with understanding and trust, there must be commitment. (It appears this word ‘commitment,’ carries an enormous amount of weight and have many folks buckling at the knees).
You anticipate the day when that ‘special someone’ will come along. Hopefully, you’ll want someone compatible. A person who’ll share the same goals as you. The same dreams, desires, and ambitions. But keep in mind that before the ritual of marriage could take place, the proper choice of a mate must take place.
You sit down and start questioning yourself; How do I meet someone who’s worth the time and effort?
"Should I just go online and hope I don’t run across a