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    The Smart Toilet
    The Smart Toilet
    The Smart Toilet
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    The Smart Toilet

    By Geoff Schultz

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    The technician is annoyed that yet another simple mechanic device has been computerized and, as expected, when it doesn’t work properly it can’t be locally repaired. He contacts the device manufacturer and after a run-around, he has to convince an engineer the device isn’t working. Once the engineer understands, he’s excited then disturbed when it appears the device has a mind of its own.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGeoff Schultz
    Release dateDec 21, 2018
    ISBN9780463563915
    The Smart Toilet
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