Don't Laugh, A Woman's Playbook to the U-R-In Line for the Women's Public Bathroom... Again!
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You gotta pee… You gotta pee… Oh where, oh where could the women’s public bathroom be?
Women’s bathrooms pretty much always have a lineup, no toilet paper, and tiny stalls. Who designs these things? It is a very familiar scene that we as women experience all too often… which is why we created this book, Don’t Laugh, A Woman’s Playbook to the U-R-In Line for the Women’s Public Bathroom… Again! This is a lighthearted look at this problem and what women can do to decrease their stress and to support their sisters at this time.
So the next time U-R-In line, imagine for a moment connecting with other women. You turn to your neighbour and begin a conversation—Have you read...? Do you know the song…? Have you practiced the dance…? Oh you haven’t? You must…
Read the book, have a laugh, sing a ditty, and learn the dance… although we’re pretty sure you already know it.
Our goal is to make the world a happier place, one pee at a time.
Live, love, laugh… just not too hard while U-R-In Line.
Glenna Mageau
Glenna Mageau is an award-winning author, the write success coach and creator of the Women Writes Movement. Her passion is writing and to help women find their voice through writing. Her goal is to have everyone have fun with writing and to Write for the love of it! Her goal is to empower and inspire women to know there is more for them and to discover and explore their gifts and talents.
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Don't Laugh, A Woman's Playbook to the U-R-In Line for the Women's Public Bathroom... Again! - Glenna Mageau
Introduction
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Changing the world
one pee at a time.
Have you ever wondered how much fun it is to stand in a lineup? Now imagine if you have to go pee? If you’re a woman and you are at a public event, odds are you’ve been there... in line I mean... for a long time. Right? It is no fun to be in a lineup but just imagine your bladder is stretched to the limit begging you for relief and you just have to keep saying, ‘just a few more minutes... I hope’. And then you wait... shuffle a bit forward and wait... shuffle a bit forward and wait... praying that your bladder will hold up... hoping women will move a little faster... hoping that there is a miracle and more bathrooms will show up immediately... You may also start wishing you hadn’t had that last drink or that you lined up sooner or that you hadn’t even gone to the event because you’ve spent all of your time in the lineup to the bathroom.
Your mind is consumed with getting to the front of the lineup, making it to a stall and getting your clothes off, well the necessary ones, so you can relieve this pressure that is building. That is when you become aware of how tiny the stall is. You have to back in, there is hardly room for you to fit and there is no place to hang your purse/bag. So you struggle with your belongings as you try to pull down your pants or lift your skirt so you can sit down and finally go. OMG you HAVE TO PEE... With relief you sit and ahhhhhh, thank god you made it. But then... oh no, there is no toilet paper. How did you not notice? Oh please let me have a Kleenex or something to wipe with. You wish you carried a roll of toilet paper in your purse/bag for times like this.
Men wonder why women have large purses/bags and carry so many things. This is one great reason why.
Another scenario is you finally find the women’s bathroom only to see that dreaded sign, closed for cleaning. WHAT! Nooooooo. You have to go. Where is another bathroom? How far away is it? Can you make it? Why do they have to close the bathroom you want, can’t they clean it later?
Now as much as we’d like to think all bathrooms are created equal, they aren’t, especially public bathrooms. Some public bathrooms (many malls get this right), they are immaculate, classy, have the toilets to one side with plenty of space with the sinks kind of separate so there is room to enter and exit without women having to bump into or excuse themselves. And then... there are some public bathrooms where the toilet is in a tiny stall, and there aren’t nearly enough for the number of women going through. They are so crowded that getting in and out is a chore. And washing your hands? Well that’s a whole other problem. You are often right in the midst of the two lineups—the one squeezing past the lineup trying to get in and the one squeezing past trying to get out.
Anyway, with the job complete, you are grateful that the bathroom has a toilet and not just a hole in the floor like you have heard about in some countries around the world. Can you imagine trying to hold your clothes up as you pull them down all just to hope you hit