I've Got the Poop

By J. Glunt

This book is the documenting of all my life stories in the bathroom and anywhere related to bathroom behavior. I, like many humans, have many experiences and stories and have enjoyed sharing them in the book.
The observations are from many years and many places I have had the opportunity to visit as Ive traveled throughout the US and other countries.
We dont plan the memorable events that happen in the bathroom, but they happen to all of us without exception.
The difference is the people who can find the humor in the event and are willing to share.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Sep 10, 2012
• ISBN: 9781479711963

J. Glunt

I am Jeffery L. Glunt, a long-time resident of central Pa., where I have lived and worked most of my life. I have a wonderful wife Amy and 2 great kids, Robert and Kelsey. I am fortunate to have a close circle of family and friends and we all share pretty good sense of humor. I have been an active participant in many sports throughout my life; mainly basketball, softball, and golf. I also love football and enjoy the fall and PSU games, and I am a life-long diehard Pittsburgh Steeler fan. This is my first book.

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