The World's Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti

By C.J. Phillips

Immoral, thoughtless people's minds are a terrible thing to waste. That's why mankind has books of bathroom graffiti.

You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". A movie script has been written about them.
This volume concentrates on more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti.
Samples from the book are below.
1. My husband’s scrotum’s been swollen for the last few days but I’m keeping a eye on it.
2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came?
3. What’s the best thing a woman can get out of a penis — the wrinkles!
4. Jesus took it on the palm
5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready
6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!

• Language: English
• Publisher: GNP
• Release date: Aug 2, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370082469

C.J. Phillips

C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of the world’s funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny."The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely is the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.

Book preview

introduction

It’s my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world’s bathroom walls.  Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I’m a professional graffiti hunter.

You’ve likely never heard of it but the art of graffiti hunting is as revered a profession as school teaching, or at least that’s my opinion after a few beers. 

Being a graffiti hunter isn’t for everyone.  In pursuit of the world’s funniest bathroom graffiti, I’ve been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident.

Apparently custodians, or maintenance technicians as they prefer to be called, assume that anyone who cruises bathrooms in search of graffiti must have very low social skills and/or not much of a life.  I’m happy to say that’s not true and I think all my therapists would agree.

Also, contrary to popular belief, I’ve never left anybody’s phone number with a sexually suggestive message, in a bathroom.  However, I know of a guy who had his phone number and a message claiming his eagerness for gay activities, plastered all over Seattle’s restrooms. He apparently became very popular, but as he was straight, it made for awkward telephone conversations - at least for the first 30 days. He eventually gave in to the