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Bernard Booth
I have had a variety of jobs. Some were fun, or they were, if your idea of fun is having a cavity filled without benefit of anesthesia, or slamming your finger in a door. Most were not. I am essent...view moreI have had a variety of jobs. Some were fun, or they were, if your idea of fun is having a cavity filled without benefit of anesthesia, or slamming your finger in a door. Most were not. I am essentially lazy and will put something off until tomorrow, if I can get away with it. When I am motivated, however, I will go until whatever spirit that had motivated me has been satiated, or I drop from sheer exhaustion. I was born in New England, and lived for a period in Old England. Other than that, I have lived on the East Coast while thinking how nice it would be to live on the West Coast. The list of my favorite things is too long to go into here. These are are some of my un-favorite things: taking the dog out at night and giving her a bath and giving her a poke in the ribs because she is taking up too much of the bed and reading and grunting and sweating and asking someone: "You using that?" I am a vegetarian at heart, but it is not my heart that I need to feed, it is my mouth, followed in quick succession by my stomach, both of which are dedicated meat eaters, which is to say, rabid carnivores.view less
Books by Bernard Booth
Appearances to the Contrary, FIVE MACABRE TALES OF MISCHIEF, MAYHEM AND MIRTH