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    The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2
    The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2
    The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2
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    The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2

    By C.J. Phillips

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    Your girlfriend or wife might not approve of this book and it's hardly appropriate for mixed company! It is really funny though! A movie script has even been written about it.

    C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you books of the world’s funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!).

    Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on bathroom wall-writing that’s funny!

    "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of many volumes and likely is the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.

    Samples from the book series are:

    Stand close, don't flatter yourself.

    If you shake more than once you're playing with it.

    Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company.

    Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe.

    Hormone are a big bust.

    Archaeologists date everything.

    As a bonus this funny ebook includes two additional ebooks. Your ebooks are presented to you in this order:

    1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 2
    2) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm
    3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGNP
    Release dateJul 25, 2016
    ISBN9781370720644
    The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 2
    Author

    C.J. Phillips

    C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of the world’s funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny."The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely is the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.

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