The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti: Volume 3

By C.J. Phillips

"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series.
C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny.
"The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.
Samples from the book are below.
1. Is Moby Dick a vernereal disease?
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2. Sex proves that men are not all equal.
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3. Eat, drink and do Mary.
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4. Young bucks with short horns stand close.
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5. Due to cutbacks, toilet paper is now only for faculty, students can use their degrees.
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6. Waves are caused by whale farts.
This publication includes two additional ebooks. Your ebooks are presented in this order:
1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 3
2) The U-spot
3) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay

• Language: English
• Publisher: GNP
• Release date: Jul 25, 2016
• ISBN: 9781370649631

C.J. Phillips

C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of the world’s funniest bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny."The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely is the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published.

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The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti

Volume 3

Compiled by C. J. Phillips

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The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti

Volume 3

Copyright (C) 1988, 1993, 1999, 2011 & 2016 by C. J. Phillips

Portions of this book have previously been published under different names.

ISBN-13: 978-1534942325

ISBN-10: 1534942327

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews.

With respect to the individual pieces of graffiti presented in this book, and any applicable C. J. Phillips copyrights, please note that those are C. J. Phillips’ hard earned smelly rights and property. By the way, the book copyright of 1988 supersedes Al Gore’s discovery of the internet, so please take note and don’t post the content online.

The drawings in the book are re-creations. The exact handwriting the graffiti was originally written in, is usually not duplicated. Some parts of some graffiti was left out as that part was not funny and/or made no sense.

The majority of the graffiti in this book was accumulated starting from the early 80's. This book purposely doesn't go into an analysis of why people write graffiti, or the concept of graffiti, as there are other graffiti books on the market that do that. This book's intention is strictly to present the funniest of graffiti and not make social statements.

You’re invited to read the other volumes of

The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti

Selected Bibliography: Haan N. Marina & Hammerstrom B. Richard. Graffiti In The Big Ten. Brown House Galleries, 1980, Haan N. Marina & Hammerstrom B. Richard. Graffiti In The Ivy League. Graffiti In The Southwest Conference. Warner Books. 1981. Robert Reisner. Graffiti, Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing. Cowles, 1971. Weschsler, Lorraine & Reisnet, Robert. Encyclopedia Of Graffiti. Macmillan, 1974.

Table of Contents

This publication includes two bonus ebooks. Your ebooks are presented in this order:

1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 3

2) The U-spot

3) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay

See the bathroom graffiti movie and TV series!

The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti book series are expected to be made into a hilarious movie and perhaps even a TV series. These may be available when you read this. Thank you for your interest.

The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 3

DISCLAIMER - This ebook presents a collection of bathroom graffiti. It has not been created to make social statements. The controversial ethnic and racial positions that graffiti writers are famous for, are in no way the feelings of the compiler(s), publisher or anybody else involved with this book, or any related production.

Introduction

It’s my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world’s bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I’m a professional graffiti hunter.

You’ve likely never heard of it but the art of graffiti hunting is as revered a profession as school teaching, or at least that’s my opinion after a few beers.

Being a graffiti hunter isn’t for everyone. In pursuit of the world’s