Way Too Much Fun in Dispatch

By Cindy Jazwick

Funny things that people do in everyday life. You can sit back and laugh at yourself.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing
• Release date: Oct 22, 2013
• ISBN: 9781490716862

Cindy Jazwick

I’m a single grandmother raising five grandchildren; three young ladies and two wonderful little boys and we love to laugh and have fun. I live in the state of Colorado.

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Contents

Snake

A Breast Of A Night

Sara’s Ride Home

The Pill Bottle

Jefferson County Sheriff

The Lost Rubber

Poor George

The Pulling Contest

Snow Ball

Bagley’s Going Away Party

Windy

Where Oh Where Is Jd

The Pink Ring

Vampire Bite

Head Jammin

Doing The Deed

My Night Out With The Guy’s

Sex On The Brain

Fighting Over

The Front Seat

Gaming License

Counters

Sleep Over

The Atm Machine

Fright Night

Take A Number

Can’t Talk About It

The Green Fanny Pack

Who Said The Bathroom Was Safe

Our Lady In Red

Being Mad

The Birthday

Monkey In A Cage

Hotel

Intoxicated

Seven Year Old

The Water Leak

About the Author

Snake

I had a call into dispatch tonight.

About six guy’s with a snake, by the escalator. I sent Billy to go and check it out.

And this is what happened!!!

Six Hispanic males came in with a BIG, BIG, BIG SNAKE. They were taking pictures by the banyan tree and then they started riding up and down in the elevat…

ors. Eric and Billy went to see if they could find them.

In the mean time.

I got a hold of the Security Supervisor Al, I told Al, that there are six Hispanic males in the elevator with this BIG, BIG SNAKE and Eric and Billy went to look for them. Al, called Adam. And Al told him to come to the office. And when Adam got to the office then Al told Adam that he needed his help to find these guy’s and that Eric and Billy were already in the elevators trying to find them.

So Al and Adam got into elevator 3 and 4 on the radio Al asked, Eric where are you and Eric said, I’m on the 5th floor. Al said, stay there. Then Al asked Billy what floor are you on and Billy said, I’m on the 1st floor. Al told Billy to wait. Al rode the elevator to each floor trying to find them. When the door opened on the 1ST floor there they were. Billy asked "the six Hispanic males, to step out of the elevator, and into the lobby area and then, Billy, radioed the others and told them to come to the 1st floor. That the people were there. So, Adam, Eric, and Al all went to the 1st floor.

Al called, me at dispatch, and he told me to have P.D. come to the 1st floor of the parking garage and help these people leave the building and to do something with this Big Snake.

I called P.D. Dispatch and Mark said, hi Cindy what can I do for you tonight. I told Mark that we have six Hispanic males in are parking garage and they are on level 1 in the elevator lobby area with this BIG SNAKE and I have 4 security officers with them so these people won’t get back into the elevator and come back down to the casino floor with that SNAKE.

Two Gaming Officers came into the dispatch office and said, "Cindy, where is Al? Al is on level one and out they ran.

The next thing I knew, I had 4 Gaming Officers and 6 Police Officers in the parking garage. On level one, in the elevator lobby area. And they all wanted to see the BIG SNAKE. The six Hispanic males were told to leave the casino and not to come back.

The six Hispanic males ages ranged from 6 years old to 26 years old and the snake had its head on the one guys shoulder and the body was wrapped around the guy’s body all the way to him was six feet the snake was over 6 feet tall at least and 5inches wide if not bigger

LATER

Al and Kevin came in talking about the snake Kevin said, all I heard on the radio was that there was six Hispanic males and that P.D. was called. Kevin said, who called it in? I turned and said, I turned it in. why? And Kevin said, oh, and Al said, I wanted to make sure that someone came to help us get them out of the building. But I didn’t think that I would have everyone in town here. And I said," Al they wanted to see the snake it’s the high light of the whole day. You P.D. that we made their day. And then I turned around and went back to work Al and Kevin sat