Diary Of A Wimpy Noob: Deadpool in Jailbreak: Noob's Diary, #22

By Nooby Lee

Deadpool in Jailbreak! You heard that right. No more being a hero- Deadpool is now a wanted man. 

He's annoying. He's dangerous. He smells terrible. But he has enormous charm and a terrific sense of humor. 

What could be better than any of the character from the cult movie in Roblox Jailbreak? 

Join the adventure of the most unconventional anti-hero, DEADPOOL now! 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Book for Kids
• Release date: Aug 8, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386872375

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Part 1: A Pilfering At The Pizza Parlor

MEN, WOMEN, BOYS, GIRLS, children of all ages, abandoned pets, sentient AI computer programs – I want to thank you for taking the time to listen to the story that I am about to tell. Ironic, isn't it? Here I am, thanking you for listening to me when it should be the other way around! I mean, seriously, who has the more exciting life? Me – Deadpool, the selfless superhero who singlehandedly saves the lives of the innocents, or you, some random noob sitting in front of a computer screen? 

But I digress. I was about to share an anecdote from my life! So I'll stop wasting my own, precious time and get to the interesting stuff.

It all started as I was strolling down the street like any other day. I was wearing my skintight, red, leather jumpsuit, also known as a superhero costume, and armed with my pistols and swords. My weapons are my children. I call my swords Shadow and Death, and the pistols are named War and Larry. Don't ask about Larry, it's a sensitive topic. Anyway, there I was, strolling down the street, melting the hearts of my adoring public when I passed the local Pizza joint! Of course, I couldn't resist a delicious, pepperoni pizza! Pizzas and crime-fighting go together like death and taxes! So I walked in.

Wouldn't you know it, the cranky old goat that runs the place had some rule about carrying weapons inside his restaurant! I tried to explain that I was a trained professional, but he was having none of it. He insisted that I leave the weapons outside, or eat elsewhere. Against my better judgment, I consented. I laid my swords and pistols on the park bench outside and spoke soothingly to them as I left.

Don't you worry, I said, stroking Larry. Daddy will be right back with a big pizza. 

It should have only taken a few minutes. But wouldn't you know it, just when I went inside a caravan of soccer moms came waddling in to order pizza for all their screaming little children. In short, I ended up waiting for nearly a half an hour for my pizza to be ready!

I walked outside