SEXciting PUNography: The Best Collection of Puns About Sex
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SEXciting PUNography (the new second edition of Grime and PUNishment) contains over 380 of the best sex puns ever put into print, along with 30 cartoon illustrations and some proven techniques for working puns smoothly into everyday conversation. The book will go a long way toward promoting the highly creative art of punning by tapping into one of the greatest of all creative resources – male and female sexual desires and their thoughts and fantasies about sex. It will expose the punster to an appealing source of new material and hopefully will entice readers who have not discovered the fun of punning to practice and enjoy the art.
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SEXciting PUNography - Harvey C. Gordon
Punsters
PREFACE
My second book, Grime and PUNishment—A Collection of Sexciting Puns , was published by Warner Books, Inc. (Time Warner, New York) ¹ in 1981. As I stated in the Preface to the book, since my first pun book, PUNishment—The Art of Punning or How to Lose Friends and Agonize People, was a clean, general audience book, I could not call it Grime and PUNishment
, and consequently I remedied that situation when I chose Grime and PUNishment
as the title for my second book of off-color, adult puns.
However, in the course of promoting Grime and PUNishment, including my 1981 book tour across the United States and Canada sponsored by Warner Books, I found that a number of people were mistakenly calling the book Crime and PUNishment
(and were trying to find it under C
in bookstores). That confusion is one reason I decided to change the title of the book to SEXciting PUNography. In addition, I changed the subtitle to The Best Collection of Puns about Sex because this new edition is the best collection of sex puns.
I also changed the title because I believe references to grime
and dirt
are now outdated. The puns in this new edition are off-color, sexual humor for adults; they are spicy, provocative and arousing, but not the product of a dirty mind
or the result of being naughty
. Times have changed and off-color humor has become more mainstream and commonplace (although it might not be appropriate in every situation). The title SEXciting PUNography
is more consistent with today’s morality.
When I appeared on TV and radio programs during my book tour and when I did interviews for feature articles in major publications, I could not use most of the material from Grime and PUNishment. As a result, I ended up using a lot of material from PUNishment for the shows and interviews (as I did when I went on my first Warner-sponsored, cross-country tour for PUNishment in 1980). Fortunately, there are fewer media restrictions on adult humor today, and I am able to take advantage of the exposure provided by electronic media to publicize the new edition.
The new edition I have created is a revised, much improved version of the original Grime and PUNishment edition. I have added a substantial amount of new material, revised and updated a good portion of the material from the original book, and deleted a small amount of the original material (including a few illustrations), which I no longer consider SEXciting
enough.
I have also divided the collection of puns in the new edition into nine categories, based on subject matter (e.g. The Oldest Profession—Female Prostitutes/Call Girls) rather than just into the Sexciting
and X–Citing
categories I used in the original edition. I thought it would be more fun to allocate the puns in this manner plus the division into Sexciting
and X–citing
was pretty subjective. However, I should point out that the division of the new collection into subject matter categories is also not an exact science. Many puns in the collection could be placed into more than one category; for each of those puns, I picked the category that seemed to fit the best.
As I previously stated, since the art of punning is a highly creative activity, this book will go a long way toward promoting the art by tapping into one of the greatest of all creative resources—male and female sexual desires and their thoughts and fantasies about sex. The book should stimulate a large number of punsters by exposing them to an enjoyable and appealing source of new material. People who might not otherwise be interested in punning will have a chance to appreciate puns because of the SEXcitable nature of the book. Hopefully, even avowed abstainers will be enticed.
As with the original edition of the book, a number of the puns in the new edition are illustrated. However, again, because of my concern that the color would be off for illustrations of off-color puns, I had most of the drawings done in black and white. In creating the illustrations, my artist tried to em-barr-ass as few persons as possible.
In my book PUNishment I emphasized what makes punning an art is the ability to blend puns smoothly into normal conversation and the knack of creating clever puns spontaneously in appropriate situations.² When presenting off-color puns at opportune moments, a punster must be sure to keep his composure and strive to be an artist in spite of the high degree of SEXcitement that can be aroused by the occasion.
I know there are some puns in my collection that are not politically