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    The 69 Best 69 Jokes Volume 1
    The 69 Best 69 Jokes Volume 1
    The 69 Best 69 Jokes Volume 1
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    The 69 Best 69 Jokes Volume 1

    By Dick Allan

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    I admit I will need another volume to get sixty-nine 69 jokes, but these are the best. For adults only. Not for the squeamish or easily offended; for the rest of you, go ahead and enjoy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDick Allan
    Release dateDec 30, 2016
    ISBN9781370511457
    The 69 Best 69 Jokes Volume 1
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    Dick Allan

    Dick Allan is a pen name. I'm PG13; he's Adults Only. He's my alter ego. Whereas I'm a little shy and repressed, he most certainly is not. Whereas I tend to take things seriously, he does not. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and so does he. (Well we're both me so we're alike in many ways.). I grew up on fairy tales and sword and sorcery; he skewers the tropes of the genres and fills them with outlandish, explicit sexual situations. Welcome to his world. Enjoy.

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