Girls Just Want to Have Cum

By Brixton Atwood

Rhonda and her friends are just your typical 80’s ladies. They like slumber parties, aerobics, crimping their hair, trying on lingerie, comparing breasts, and taking group showers. When a lucky nerd manages to infiltrate this house of babes, he discovers some other things that they like to do together.

The latest book from Brixton Atwood, author of BJ Bliss: An Oral Enterprise, puts the Screw and the Balls in Screwball Comedy. Grab your legwarmers and your headbands and prepare to f**k your way through the 80’s!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Brixton Atwood
• Release date: Apr 5, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370086061

Brixton Atwood

Brixton and Vera Atwood are a happily married erotic writing team, writer and editor respectively. They currently reside in the city of Chicago.

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Girls Just Want to Have Cum

By Brixton Atwood

© Copyright 2017 Brixton Atwood

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Cover design by Brixton Atwood

Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. All characters participating in sexual acts are eighteen years of age or older. The publisher and author acknowledge the trademark status and trademark ownership of all trademarks, service marks, and word marks mentioned in this book. The cover model does not endorse or condone the contents of this book.

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Chapter 1: House of Babes

Chapter 2: Bosom Buddies

Chapter 3: Panty Raiders

Chapter 4: Truth or Dare

About the Author

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CHAPTER 1: House of Babes

WARNING

The following motion picture contains big bouncing breasts, bare bottoms, group showering, French-cut lingerie, crimped hair, spandex-laden aerobics, and graphic scenes of group sex. Discretion is advised.

FBI WARNING

Federal law provides severe criminal penalties for unauthorized reproduction of this copyrighted video tape. If you attempt to connect two VCRs together and copy this motion picture over to a blank video tape, you will experience weird lines across the screen and intermittent video disruption, significantly limiting the chances of seeing naked breasts, butts, and bush for a duration long enough to aid in your masturbation.

Just say no to drugs.

VHS Classics Presents

in association with Head Cleaners Entertainment

a film by Brixton Atwood

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE CUM... The Movie

edited by Vera Atwood

written and directed Brixton Atwood

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San Marcos, California

1987

This is it! Rhonda announced to her roommates-to-be. She put the rental van in park and hopped out onto the driveway, eager to gauge their reactions.

Rhonda’s recently acquired property featured Roman columns, a front porch with busted floor boards, chipped white paint covering the exterior, and a few broken windows.

This is an ugly, creepy old house, Stacey said. She bundled her blonde ponytail up with a pink scrunchie for that trendy ‘whale spout’ look.

Girls, this is what they call a fixer upper. A few days of work and it’s going to be totally rad, Rhonda assured them. She popped open the back of the van to reveal a pile cleaning products and moving boxes.

I like it. It’s a statement. Tina declared. She blew out a pink gum bubble with a loud popping noise. Despite the long day of moving and cleaning ahead, Tina was wearing her black lycra miniskirt and a single fishnet fashion glove.

I’m sure it’s much nicer on the inside, Phoebe offered up, trying to appear hopeful. She wiped the lenses of her glasses on her Frankie Says Relax t-shirt for a better look at the house.

Does it have air conditioning? Stacey asked. I’m starting to sweat through my bra.

You should have your own mobile cooling system with those gazongas, Tina commented.

I can’t help what I was born with! Stacey shot back.

Tina, Stacey, take a chill pill, Rhonda suggested. We all got kicked out of Pi Delta Pi together. If we’re going to set up a house of our own, we need to stick together. That means we’re leaving all of that catty sorority shit behind us. From here on out we do everything in solidarity, just like we promised.

Solidarity, Phoebe repeated with enthusiasm, extending her hand out towards her roommates.

Solidarity, Stacey and Tina reluctantly agreed. They stood in a circle with their hands merged at the center.

This house is going to be the start of something great, Rhonda proclaimed. Wait, just a sec! She turned away to pull a silver boom box out