The Big George Morris Clinic

By H. B. Farmer

This choose your own misadventure book offers you the once in a lifetime opportunity to attend a clinic with the infamous George Morris. "The Big George Morris Clinic" is a chance to learn from the best and experience what it feels like to get yelled at by a legend. What will happen when George Morris comes to town? YOU decide!

• Language: English
• Publisher: H. B. Farmer
• Release date: Oct 24, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310036293

H. B. Farmer

H. B. Farmer is the nom de plume of the brilliant minds behind the world famous Hillbilly Farms website. Hillbilly Farms was founded in 2003 and we've come a long way since then, but unfortunately we have been traveling in the wrong direction. To join us on our downhill journey go to www.hillbillyfarms.org.

Book preview

The Beginning of the Misadventure

George Morris is coming to town! A nearby barn is hosting a clinic with the famous and infamous equestrian. An Olympian and teacher of Olympians, George Morris and his students and his students’ students have won everything there is to win. And he literally wrote the book on hunt seat equitation (titled Hunter Seat Equitation).

But, depending on who you ask, George Morris is either a gift from Heaven, sent to enlighten the masses, or Satan himself, a man who abuses and belittles riders. And he makes people cry. What do you choose to do?

a) Ride in the clinic.

b) Audit the clinic.

c) Do not attend the clinic.

This is the chance of a lifetime—George Morris’s lifetime. You know George Morris is a tough old goat who will live forever, but it occurs to you that he might not teach clinics forever. So you sign up to ride in the clinic.

You only have a few short weeks to prepare. You post all over the internet asking for advice on what to wear. You obsess over what bit to use. You read and re-read Hunter Seat Equitation by George Morris. You have friends hurl insults at you while you practice not crying. You clean your tack and polish your boots. Then you clean your tack and polish your boots again. And in the little time remaining, you remove the stirrups from your saddle and ride your horse.

The big day arrives and you and your horse are clean, polished, and ready to dazzle. As the clinic