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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1
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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates: Volume 1

    By Silver S.

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    Facebook Quotes and Status Updates Volume 1 is the perfect read for lovers of quotes that are edgy, slightly "out there" and sometimes R-Rated. These are not your usual quotes! These quotes will have you laughing out loud, shaking your head or saying. "Oh, no, he (or she) didn't!" This book brims with quotes on a wide range of accessible topics. Who can't relate to quotes about love, marriage, or relationships? Since we all grow older and age, the chapter on aging is a goldmine for anyone facing a major age milestone or dreaded birthday. There is an entertaining chapter packed with alcohol and drinking quotes and a chapter filled with quotes on miscellaneous topics. For salty souls, the final chapter is relegated to R-Rated quotes. This is not your grandmother's quote book. That is, unless she drank, fell in love, aged, and cursed like a sailor!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSpeedy Publishing LLC
    Release dateAug 2, 2014
    ISBN9781634282628
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