TOWN & COUNTRY
Aug 27, 2020
3 minutes
‘Wearing boxers on my head was a giveaway’
I feel sorry for aqua-holics. How the hell did they survive lockdown without being hooked up intravenously to a bottle of wine at the end of every day?
The only danger to enjoying the odd tipple is bottle fatigue. It’s best not to become thunker than you drunk you arrreeeeeee. Alcohol makes you feel so damn sophisticated – you’re just too tipsy to pronounce it.
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