Dani's Shorts 3
By Dani J Caile
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About this ebook
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading. For myself, it was a long and exciting half year in The Iron Writer. It has become a part of my life now, this TIW phenomenon, every week waiting for the next group of elements to hit the site and dwelling on the story which could link them all together in the style of my choice. It's thanks to this challenge that I can say I never suffer from writer's block - touch wood.
In this third volume, I have also included some collaborations and TIW ‘experiments’, such as the Genre Mash Up from Miranda Hawley and impromptu relays which mainly involve a new and highly talented young TIW writer, Mathew W. Weaver , complete in a suit of armour – he is the Iron Writer Protection Program, his identity is a secret. Other writers include Neal Sayatovich, Jordan Bel , and Tony Jaeger. I'd like to thank these writers for writing their words and allowing me to publish them.
In mentioning, I also cut the 10 worder 4 element challenge story "He tutted as she stood there in a mini skirt." (Challenge 45) down to a 'zhong', a form made famous by Ernest Hemingway, "He tutted as she smiled, naked."
To finish, in Volume 2, I separated the Weekly Challenges from the Weekend Quickies though now I see that some continuity of ideas was lost and so everything in Volume 3 is in chronological order to show the development...if there was one.
I hope you enjoy these short snippets just as much as I enjoyed writing them, and thanks again to Brian and all the other Iron Writers for allowing me into their community...I wouldn’t.
If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to...
The Iron Writer dot com
Dani J Caile
I've been writing for years, but now I've found my voice and style. I hope you like it as much as everyone else who has read it. :-)
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Dani's Shorts 3 - Dani J Caile
Dani's Shorts 3
(A collection of short stories based on the elements from The Iron Writer Challenge)
Volume 3
by
Dani J Caile
Smashwords Edition
PUBLISHED BY:
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ISBN: 9781310966132
Dani's Shorts 3
Copyright © 2014 by Dani J Caile
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Copyright © Dani J Caile 2014
Table of Contents
Preface / Acknowledgement
First Annual 2014 Iron Blog Tour - Waiting for the Equinox
53 - The Fickle Generation
Duel 1 (Grudge 4) - Dora and the Invasion of the Flying Vampires
Dr. Seuss' Birthday Challenge - One Moose
Dr Suess' Birthday Challenge 2 - Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Orbán can do!
Weekend Quickie 24 - Second Thoughts
54 - BBC Surreal Satire at its worst
Weekend Quickie 25 - Mardi Gras balls
55 (Grudge 5) - Pimp my ride, Sonny!
Weekend Quickie 26 - The unexpected
56 - Hindsight
Flash in the Pan - Cerreda Medellin Blues - Jack Kerouac
Flash in the Pan – Palindrome (I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad, am I?
)
Weekend Quickie 27 - Mike's Omission
57 - Dennis is a bad boy
Flash in the Pan - tiny story based on 2 Shakespearean insults: Ye Eater of Broken Meats!
and Have fun, you embossed carbuncles!
Daily Flash
Flash in the Pan - Describe a colour without using a colour word
Weekend Quickie 28 - Big Chief 'He ya ho'
58 (TIW Spring Open) – Lost
Weekend Quickie 29 - Quickie in a Quickie
59 - Slaughter
Weekend Quickie 30 - Carlos is dead
60 - (TIW Spring Open Final) - That 'punk' camera
Weekend Quickie 31 - Tracer
61 - No one's perfect
Weekend Quickie 32 - Each to their own
62 - Draughts on a Sunday afternoon with ol' Captain Joe Blues Eyes
Brian's Birthday Challenge - Jello!
Weekend Quickie 33 - Return to Oz
63 - Creep
The Goatee of Neal (Impromu Relay)
Weekend Quickie 34 - Just to see my face
64 (Annual Final) - Two my few chair auld err shelf
The Rotation (Impromtu relay)
Genre Mash Up Test 1
Weekend Quickie 35 - Little Red Shiny Jordan
65 - Oh, Elva!
Weekend Quickie 36 - Second base
66 (Grudge 6) - The Universe doesn't Care what You are
Genre Mash Up Test 2
Weekend Quickie 37 - When friends are your greatest enemies
67 - Whoops, there goes the neighbourhood
Weekend Quickie 38 - Oh, Nana!
68 - The Hole in the Wall
The Cat and the Monkey (Impromtu relay)
Weekend Quickie 39 - Let's make some money
69 - To Clip
Weekend Quickie 40 - No time
70 - For Better For Worse
Weekend Quickie 41 - Embarrassing
71 - (Summer Prelim) - Death of another Salesman
Weekend Quickie 42 - Misunderstood
72 - Team Building
Weekend Quickie 43 - Jump!
73 - (Summer Open Final) The Sun Rises In
The Iron Writer Party Line (Impromtu relay)
Weekend Quickie 44 - Joyce
74 - The Spirit of Aragorn
Weekend Quickie 45 - Oh, the thrill
75 - (Grudge 7) The whole world's a stage!
Weekend Quickie 46 - 5 Years later
76 - (Grudge 8) – Generation Gap
Weekend Quickie 47 - Protection
77 – Ted’s Lucky Cap
Weekend Quickie 48 - The Fawn of Sertorius
78 – Twigs
Weekend Quickie 49 - Intriguing
List of elements
Other work by Dani J Caile
Preface / Acknowledgement
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading. For myself, it was a long and exciting half year in The Iron Writer. It has become a part of my life now, this TIW phenomenon, every week waiting for the next group of elements to hit the site and dwelling on the story which could link them all together in the style of my choice. It's thanks to this challenge that I can say I never suffer from writer's block - touch wood.
In this third volume, I have also included some collaborations and TIW ‘experiments’, such as the Genre Mash Up from Miranda Hawley and impromptu relays which mainly involve a new and highly talented young TIW writer, Mathew W. Weaver (http://ramblingsandraving.blogspot.hu/), complete in a suit of armour – he is the Iron Writer Protection Program, his identity is a secret. Other writers include Neal Sayatovich (https://www.facebook.com/neal.sayatovich), Jordan Bell (http://jbfiction.blogspot.hu/), and Tony Jaeger (http://www.creativewritingtime.weebly.com/). I'd like to thank these writers for writing their words and allowing me to publish them.
In mentioning, I also cut the 10 worder 4 element challenge story He tutted as she stood there in a mini skirt.
(Challenge 45) down to a 'zhong', a form made famous by Ernest Hemingway, He tutted as she smiled, naked.
To finish, in Volume 2, I separated the Weekly Challenges from the Weekend Quickies though now I see that some continuity of ideas was lost and so everything in Volume 3 is in chronological order to show the development…if there was one.
I hope you enjoy these short snippets just as much as I enjoyed writing them, and thanks again to Brian and all the other Iron Writers for allowing me into their community…I wouldn’t.
If you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to...
http://theironwriter.com/
First Annual 2014 Iron Blog Tour - Waiting for the Equinox
(iron, quill, birthday cake, 1 element from 1st challenge (changed to using 1 element from all 52 named challenges in order, except for Challenge 51 element 'no 'be' verbs' which is used throughout)
Meteors outside.
Tom lay his ruby red slippers over the failed superhero in the elevator and sat down on his favourite coconut opposite the family's 1880 vampire hunting kit.
Wonderful, dear.
His space monkey, Suzie, did her usual chore of cutting quills with her ginsu knives for the pregnant camel next door. They shared a smile and watched the gyroscope in the corner.
What's on the water buffalo tonight, dear?
Same old, same old. Black lipstick, I think,
replied Suzie, now jumping on her trampoline. The dead gypsy rested on his theremin, silent.
Anything special for dinner?
Tom hung on the clothes line and took a bag of almonds from his own personal group of reference librarians he kept in a casket. Satisfied that the flashing neon lights on the ceiling had stopped due to the malfunctioning pole mounted electric transformer, he waved his semaphore flags and watched his pet trilobite crawl across the floor.
Just the usual, dear. Birthday cake.
Suzie paused in her jumping and tore the hand held lawn clippers from her thigh, replacing them with chopsticks. Tom banged on his 1951 Kaiser Drag'n and yodelled like Slim Whitman.
Again? Why can't we have something else for a change! Like fried green tomatoes or banana slippers! Why do we always eat birthday cake?
Suzie whipped her husband with a feather boa, knowing he'd love it.
Did you have a bad day? Another fight with the live Griffin, dear? Would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, yes. Thank you, darling.
Suzie disappeared into their abandoned outhouse to make tea and look for the jar of bacon fat Tom so often admired. A particularly interesting dressed herring appeared on the buffalo's hind and caught Tom's attention.
Suzie, quick! You've gotta see this!
She came running in wearing a pair of fishnet stockings and a wooden hanger stuck on the back of her neck. They both lost interest as the Bionic Woman sailed by in a