The Crackhead Diet For Beginners: Smoke Crack, Lose Weight, and Feel Great
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"If you're going to waste your money another stupid diet book that doesn't work, spend it on this one."
Jane Johnson, Diet Guru and Bestselling Author of "How to Stop Being So Fat!"
Did you ever wonder why crackheads are all really skinny? Best selling author and comedian, Dr. Brandon Day, spent the past year examining this phenomenon, and it isn't because they do Keto, cut carbs, intermittent fasting, Weight Watchers, or any of those other gimmicky weigh loss plans. Crackheads don't count their steps or have Fitbits. They don't do Pilates, hot yoga, or CrossFit either. Crackheads are all really skinny because they smoke a shit ton of crack. Next to gastric bypass surgery and a few eating disorders, crack is the single greatest weight loss method on the market right now. This book will reframe we as a society look at crack cocaine so we can harness it's hidden potential to give us all the smoking hot beach body you were after. Once you start smoking crack, you'll never have to buy another diet book again! -Body Positive Weekly
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This book is beautifully written!
I will have to say that he proved his argument repeatedly by demonstrating examples of what this world has actually become in a playful funny and sad way !! - Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5I have no words …
Maybe I’m just too stupid to appreciate whatever this piece was going for, but I feel like I’ve just wasted an hour of my life. An hour I will never get back, for this … trash.
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