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    Wine Makes Mommy Clever
    Wine Makes Mommy Clever
    Wine Makes Mommy Clever
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    Wine Makes Mommy Clever

    By Andy Riley

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    From the author of the Bunny Suicides series and Beer Makes Daddy Strong comes a hilarious collection detailing all the endearing oddities of motherhood.
     
    Mommy loves chocolate cake (no matter how bad it is for her), has magical spit (removes any stain!), and loves spa treatments (especially when she’s not the one paying). Whether she’s admiring her shoe collection or hiding Daddy’s favorite grungy T-shirt, Mommy’s always there doing her best to be the greatest. Including sixty all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Wine Makes Mommy Clever is an affectionate, witty tribute to moms everywhere.
     
    Praise for Beer Makes Daddy Strong
     
    “This will make you laugh. It is a piece of artwork, really; a collection of cartoons capturing those ‘dad moments’ that can be humiliating, embarrassing or just plain stupid.” —The Daily Telegraph
     
    “Laugh-out-loud tour through life as a first, from the first ultrasound to holiday traffic jams and pipe and slippers time.” —News of the World
     
    “Funny, true, and—speaking as a dad—embarrassingly accurate.” —Chris Addison
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateApr 16, 2013
    ISBN9781452126937
    Wine Makes Mommy Clever
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    Andy Riley

    Andy Riley has sold over a million books worldwide. He is the author and artist of the King Flashypants series, which has been published in 20 languages. He is also the creator of the bestselling humour cartoon books The Bunny Suicides – though these are reserved for grown-ups! He's an Emmy-winning screenwriter whose credits include Gnomeo & Juliet, Horrible Histories: Rotten Romans, Little Britain, Smack the Pony and BAFTA-winning episodes of Black Books and Robbie the Reindeer. Andy lives in London and loves doing live events.

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