Damp Yankees: (Another American Gobsmacked by England)
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What is it really like to be an American living in England? In his collection of witty observations about the differences between England and America and their inhabitants, an American professor exiled to the mysterious North of England reveals the quirky characteristics and wonderful customs that define the English and their beloved country.
Robert Slavin goes below the polite Victorian faade as he explores the seamy underside of English culture that includes dancing sheep, pantos, road systems built by hard-drinking Vikings, and the power of ancient, foolish traditions. Slavin centers most of his observations in York-shire as he explores the very best things about England, questions why there are not many English children, and contemplates the positives of dreary weather, the Sunday carvery at local pubs, and why it is okay for a milkman to be knighted by the queen.
Damp Yankees shares an informative and provocative insiders glimpse into the heart of England, allowing for a fresh perspective for Americans who want a better understanding of the lovely island of Britain and its people, exotic customs, and ancient traditions.
Robert E. Slavin
ROBERT E. SLAVIN is a professor of education at Johns Hopkins University and the University of York in England. He conducts research in elementary and secondary schools throughout the United Kingdom and the United States. Robert and his wife, Nancy, currently divide their time between homes in Baltimore, Maryland, and England.
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Damp Yankees - Robert E. Slavin
Foreword
by Charles Dickens
It is the best of books, it is the worst of books; too brief to be a novel, too novel to be a picaresque, too picaresque to be a brief. There is much in this slim volume that is wise and true, but alas, that which is wise is not true and that which is true is not wise. Droll it may be, even risible at times, but these pages carry a thorn among the daffodils. Has great England sunk to such a low estate as to be an object of jest for mere Americans?
C. D.
Westminster Abbey
Preface
It was the dark days of 2006. There I was, minding my own business, when I got into a bit of a tiff with the Bush administration. As a result, I found myself exiled from Baltimore to York, the loveliest medieval city in England. Imagine a twist on Genesis: Adam and Eve are banished to Eden after having an argument with the snake. Not bad. And while I’m wandering the crooked snickelways of York and the moors and dales around Yorkshire, the snake had to retire to Texas and pretend to like pork rinds.
So what is it like to be an American in England? This book is my answer. My experience is, of course, colored by where I’m from and where I live in England. Baltimore is in the most England-like part of the United States, the part that lies within fifty miles of the DC-to-Boston Amtrak line. I’m sure that England would look very different to someone from Texas or Montana. Although my work takes me to London frequently, I live in the North, a very, very different place from the England experienced by most Americans.
Disclaimer:
I am not a trained journalist, so any observations reported in this book may be true.
Another disclaimer:
England
is a completely fictitious location. Any resemblance to any actual country, such as Italy, is coincidental.
Editor’s note:
Enough with the disclaimers already! Get on with the England!
Contents
Damp Yankees
The Very Best Thing about England
The English Population: Keeping It Up
Women
Tradition
Honours
Sports
Names
London and Non-London
Dam the English
Keep England Green—and Black and Blue
Weather: Rainy, with a Chance of Rain
Food
Money
Banking
Shopping Hours (Closed Encounters)
Driving
The 5:17 to Lilliput
Getting Sorted
Tales of the Crypto-Toffs
Language
Pantos
Dancing Sheep
England and the United Kingdom
Northern Ireland
The Sea
Cultural Imperialism
Canadians in Britain
The European Union?
Government
As the Sun Sets …
DAMP YANKEES
The most important thing to say about the English and the Americans is that they are crazy about one another. Americans think of English people as slightly smarter Americans. The English think of Americans as slightly sexier English people. Hearing an English accent, Americans break into smiles. Millions of Americans got up at four in the morning to watch the royal wedding. I think Jamaicans and Trinidadians are especially popular in the United States because of their English accents. On a car trip from San Francisco to Oregon, I once picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be English. He complained bitterly that wherever he went Americans loved him, fed him, put him up overnight. He wanted to sleep rough out on the frontier, but Americans were just too friendly. We approached my house in Portland at night, and I sheepishly offered him a bed and some food. He thanked me, but asked me to drop him in a city park to sleep outside.
I was surprised and delighted to find that especially outside of London, English people are equally enchanted by an American accent. I think we have much the same exotic-but-safe allure that the English have for us. In the abstract, we all have our national prejudices, and every once in a while, like when BP pollutes the entire Gulf of Mexico, the press plays up US/UK animosities. But up close and personal, people in our two nations like one another a lot more than we seem to like our own compatriots.
Americans who visit England invariably love absolutely everything about it, except the food, the warm beer, the cold rain, the